Long Moggy Poems

thermometer reads zero, a chilly breeze blows
  apple cores thrown, the blackbirds feed
  my multi-layered partner dons her wooly hat
  impatiently, she waits for me
  securing covid masks amidst my overcoat
...

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I look across the lounge room floor and silently I brood.
Looking back is something smug that’s caused a family feud.
It licks its paws; it grins at me, and knows it is protected,
and every wish it...

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The Marvellous Moggy
By Jan Beaumont 

There's something for which most of us all share a great affection 
A thing that's like a living welcome mat
While some like dogs for comradeship and sometimes for protection
A lot...

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. Mouser.

The distillery cat was flat on his back
He’d had too much to drink.
The silly moggy his mind was foggy
He could hardly think.

It was thee day he was on his way
His time was really up.
The...

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This classic cat...

Not rodent he definitely agrees...

The mere insult as he pokes his tongue defiantly...

...His intellect with pride...

...This Persian exotic with papers...

Top breed himself aware...

...Not common moggy is he...

...He only indulges the classes of 
distinguished...

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Mum really likes her Moggy. 
The cats her pride and joy. 
I swear to God it"s pampered, 
much more than US her boys! 

The cat it understands this, 
and goes out of its way. 
To...

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I am my mums' 
little jolly roger dog, 
have 4 legs ones' broke, 

I often forget the pain I'm in 
off on a tandem I'll go 

I have good days 
when I feel gay 
run...

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 An offering from my slush-pile in lieu
              of anything new 

Santa’s sleigh crash landed in the jungle
He got caught in the...

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A mere whisper of a mortal is a card on a tree. Unopened. Oh what godly prowess is occurring at this time. At this the thistle of time where Theremins and terrapins catch thermometers in...

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I went skipping down the street
using a pussycat
One hand near his teeth
the other down his back.

I spun him round and round
while all the people wail
Put that poor ole cat down
Or at least hold him by...

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The Mouser          
            
I friend of mine has an old moggy she says
help her to...

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The thriving carnage reigns over the land
with A chaos tortured brand
on top of the Abyss in which it stands 
Along the side it  taints the mist
Where the var gan lays quist
A tower of the...

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Tas De Chieness beat The World's Greatest
When Gnawdia Knumbins used a Sunday Easterroll
To pin Lensett Phinestt at 17:00.

Herman Densewoods and "The Late night" Man of Mystery
Fought to a double dq.  The outside official called...

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ABOUT A CAT
 
 They found you at the bus stop in the bin.
  scraggy mog with unmatched staring eyes.
  The soaking fur made bones show through your skin.
  How could we...

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Mrs Briggs' cat.

There's plenty to do in our neighborhood,
with games and places to explore.
But you really should run, 
'cause the trouble's begun,
when you hear that "meow" at your door.

A cute little tabby cat sits on...

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Clouds on Dreams 
To believe what we see is often a fallacy on a video 
a rat attacked a cat; the moggy scared ran away but was it so 
I think not video and pictures...

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THE FEELING OF BEING WATCHED

Ever had that feeling of being watched, even with the curtains closed
So I poked my head through the curtains feeling less than composed

Some ginger moggy, it's sitting on my fence with...

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The Grimalkin 
I had a black cat with a white chest, a beautiful tabby that slept 
every day on my sofa. I went on a week´s winter holiday, and left
 it snoozing, there was a...

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The Rodents’ Bane

Sphynx cats
jinx rats

A Most Unlikely Scenario

Shorthairs
court bears

Cat Catalogers

Shorthairs
sort wares

When Cats Go Formal

Bombay
Prom Day

Tranquil Lost Feline

Calm stray
Bombay

Detain the Cat

Waylay
Bombay

What Gangsta Cats Do

Rag Dolls
Snag Molls

A Cat Oration

Birman
Sermon

The Howling Sensations

*Main Coons
Feign tunes

Wet Mongrel Cat

Soggy
moggy

Sept. 15, 2022...

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I Saw A Mouse.

There's a mouse in the corner by the bathroom door.
I'm sure it's the same one I saw the night before.
With his cute pink round ears and his whiskers askew
we'll nab him ...

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Winter Art. (Fimbulvinter) 

 1947, mother of all winters, our oak dinner table ended up as 
firewood...kept us warm for days. A deep frozen feline stood 
on the top of the bin, a clawed outstretched...

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A hot day in July

He stood in the shade of the awnings of a shop
closed for lunch, the street was nakedly empty
no breeze disturbed the fine sand of time.

A cat under a car was watching...

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Cats
We are looking
after a cat
it is white and yellowish.
I feed it and clean
 the litter box.
The catwalks around mewing
and shedding hair 
on sofas and beds.
I hate the ing cat it is
not friendly, sometimes the cat
go...

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