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Rinkydinks: Volume 4

Q: How does film actress Meryl get censored on Jimmy Kimmel? A: With a Streep bleep. Q: What are Russian citizens doing to show approval for President Vladimir? A: They're rootin' for Putin. Q: What flower is named for a missing legendary aviation pioneer? A: The Amelia Camelia. Q: What would the French knight do when he started flirting with Guinevere? A: Lancelot would glance a lot. Q: What do you call a ghoul on crutches? A: A hobblin' goblin. Q: What does comic actor Ricky have when he is ill? A: Gervais malaise. Q: What is a king who is also a lawyer? A: A regal legal eagle. Q: What issue does a psychiatrist and his obsessive patient work on? A: Compulsion repulsion. Q: What is an internet scammer's attempt to get account information? A: A phishin' expedition. Q: What is Lord Grantham considering for Downton Abbey? A: Mansion expansion.

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