Phil McCavity

My boring dentist named Phil
attacked my teeth with his drill
Didn’t need Novocaine
to ease any pain
went numb on seeing his bill
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Flood Avatar
August 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You guys is lucky… I don’t get the bill till after the job’s done…. I tried yelling, “Put the bugger back in,” but all that came out was, “Oot da Ugga ack in.” Anyway… I’ve remortgaged the house and I’m back in for a filling next week. Fun Limerick, Terry. Terry
Miller Avatar
August 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Very funny Terry, thanks for passing by and your kind comments, Terry
Dietrich Avatar
August 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
hahaha. Hilarious
Miller Avatar
August 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Thank you Andrea
Wolf Avatar
August 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha. This is really good, Terry. Excelsior! ~ Gershon
Miller Avatar
August 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It's only funny if it's true, thanks Gershon
Goldsmith Avatar
August 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
What a creative/fun Limerick write. So True... Love It... Thanks for the laugh. I needed it... Have a fun day writing away..........
Miller Avatar
August 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is true indeed, thank you Paula
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