Gasless Edibles

Flackmoth wishes science could eliminate the foul gas certain edibles create, notably cabbage and baked beans and when released cause vivid scenes of embarrassment to the offending ilk who do their best to conceal their guilt – at packed church suppers especially when neighborly conviviality and best behavior proximity often suffer most, and a stampede for fresh air becomes everyone’s need and the perfect face-saving opportunity to release any residue with anonymity.