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Fruitcake Poems - Poems about Fruitcake

Premium Member Fruitcake
Fruit in every bite. From love to hate with this treat in sight. Flavorful as you open it up each night. Funky by some standards don't take flight. Fall brings it in for Christmas with pretty lights. Fancy nuts make it crunchy with delight. Famous worldwide satisfying many an appetite....

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Categories: fruitcake, christmas, fun, love, night,
Form: Pleiades
Premium Member Nutty As a Fruitcake
When confused or excited, Phil chatters inanely. When he’s irked, he’s not placid; He gestures insanely. When he’s full of strange antics, some folks won’t go near him. He just gets on their last nerve-- no reason to fear him. When he makes wild suggestions, his family get surly, and his friends are disparaging: “Phil, don’t be squirrelly!” They think Phil’s such a fruitcake, a loser, a dummy. He...

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Categories: fruitcake, motivation, success,
Form: Quatrain



Bragi and Kui
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR IT AINT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET AND EVERYONE'S FULL OF CHEER BE WISE WHEN HAPPY PEOPLE LIKE TO MAKE MESS OF YOUR MOOD MERRY CHRISTMAS SANTA CLAUS IS READYING UP HE'LL BE HERE SOON...

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Categories: fruitcake, celebration,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member My Fruitcake
Gummy Santa’s adorning My fruitcake and dates Inside with candied cherries, raisins, walnuts and Oranges, floating Fondant red, Bliss!...

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Categories: fruitcake, appreciation, celebration, christmas, food,
Form: Epulaeryu
Premium Member Jack's Fruitcake
Jack's Fruitcake Jack slipped over a banana bread His feet loafed of slices of lead Poor sweet little gent Upside down he went For he ate the banana peel instead connie pachecho 2/03/18...

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Categories: fruitcake, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Fruitcake
Fruit laden circle cake filled with nuts and jellies full of flavor and spice fantastic with eggnog frequently requested for family and friends fine finish by the fire. Written on 12/13/2016 Pleiades...

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Categories: fruitcake, culture, food,
Form: Verse
Fruitcake
Fruitcake Familiar cake it be For gift to bring to thee Forlorn it sits at tea For none will taste but me Fear not my special treat Forget what others eat For me you’re noncompete!...

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Categories: fruitcake, christmas, food,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Fruitcake
Fabulous ice box ease Fruit dried, sticky so sweet Folded into Graham's Famous brown cracker crumbs Finely chopped nuts~yum! yum! Famished come visit, stay Fainthearted go away Use sweetened condensed milk as a binder Place a sheet of waxed paper into the Graham Cracker box place the mixed ingredients into the box to form a rectangle cover tightly with some type of cling...

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Categories: fruitcake, food,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fruitcake
famous holiday treat flavorful, rich, nutty festive, with candied fruit fabulous with coffee fresh-baked or "seasoned"~~Yum filling~~save room for it fattening~~eat small piece! ...

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Categories: fruitcake, christmas, food,
Form: Pleiades
Premium Member Fruitcake
Fruit and nut i n f u s e d , so flavourful and liquored. Favorite Christmas TREAT ! Flour, nuts, fruit combined, and for three weeks B R A N D Y laced. Frosty cream top- a real, family...

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Categories: fruitcake, christmas, food,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Fruitcake Oh No
~Fruitcake Oh No! ~ (Couplet) Fruitcake, oh no! I don't like I'd rather give it to Mike. Fruitcake tastes to me more than bad If you give me one I'd get very mad. Fruitcakes are not really fun you see So please don't send one to me. Fruitcakes tastes like a nasty piece of rubber ...

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Categories: fruitcake, children, food, fruit,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Fruitcake
(Dedication: For Janet Wee) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Glimpse a fond treat, glimpse a fine bake; Reach with warm smile, reach with fine draft; Add more to wheat, add fruits to stake; Now passion styles, now purpose crafts. Design a cake, design a voice; Fruitcake appeals, fruitcake reveals; Rich techniques make, rich liquor poise; Urge brandy's will, urge bounty's fill. Indulge fine taste, indulge fond feel; Trust in good...

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Categories: fruitcake, blessing,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Fruitcake Oh No
(Rhyming Couplets) Fruitcake, oh no! I don't like. I'd rather give it to Mike. Fruitcake tastes to me more than bad. If you send me one I'd get very mad. Fruitcakes are not really fun you see. So please don't send one to me. Fruitcakes tastes like a nasty piece of rubber Just thinking of...

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Categories: fruitcake, food, funny, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Fruitcake
He was nuttier than a fruitcake, He ate dry fruits, and candied fruits. Some thought he was a screwball. But from the likes of things. He was very normal. At least, I thought he was. After a day on the fishing boat. We'd finally catch a fish or two. Nothing new, just a fish or two. A crackpot, a crank, a nutcase, they...

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Categories: fruitcake, april, boat, christmas, fishing,
Form: Verse
Fruitcake Doorstops
if you have lived to see either side of 30, you have been offered a fruitcake--- it might have been round these “holiday” times, when people celebrate their fictional characters that got the horrible religions rolling, or the fictional meal that didn’t seem to stop the genocide of this empire’s native people--- perhaps, you might’ve gotten lucky & had one shoved in your face at another time of...

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Categories: fruitcake, life, fruit,
Form: Free verse

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