Dicky Poems

Potpourri of silly poems

...In most of my verse, my simple aim
is just sorta to enter tame.
Then, once inside ~
go completely hog wild ~
showing no reserve,
showing absolutely no shame.

"What do you think of m...

Picture warts and all

...The picture on the parlor wall captures
A frozen memento of lives lived long ago.
With all its creatures, scenes and features,
Arrayed like animals, in a parade on show.

Dicky bird smiles entic...

Turn It All Around

...
Not Ike, JFK, or Lyndon B.
Tricky Dicky, Gerald or Jimmy C
Ronald, HW, or Hillbilly Bill
“W”, Barack, Trump, and Biden still
Yet, I keep voting and hoping that somebody will
...

Nineteen Seventies

...
They talk about how the country these days,
has fallen into such a Goddamn mess.
It’s worse than anyone has ever seen,
must have forgot the seventies, I guess.

They talk about how the ex-pres...

I Am Sixty Going On Seventy

...Parody of Sixteen Going on Seventeen Reprise from the sound of music

I am sixty going on seventy
I’ve got a dicky heart
Surgeon’s been kind and relieved my mind
My ticker he ...

So Tiny

...A Chinaman named Dicky Yee -- Long E 
                                     -- so tiny they call him Short E...

Four Letter Words- Love Sick

...It was very sticky 
Myron had to use his dicky 
Wiping his face 
Needing to build his case 
He used a four letter word 
In front of a girl 
She started to cry 
Knowing she was got caught in a ...

A Scampish Little Rascal Was He

...A scampish little rascal was he.
Dancing truth on the silver sea.
Collecting nickels for his fee.
Slapping his tummy at the baby’s knee.

Singing loudly with yellow chickadee.
Using phrases lik...

Wishing Well

...Wishing Well

Sleep sweet Mary sleep
It'll be okay in the morning
Sleep little Dicky sleep
we can fix it all tomorrow
And we'll picnic by the cuckoo's nest
Shell hard boiled eggs in sun
Then ...

Where Did I Put Those Glasses

...I know I put my glasses down, but don't remember where
I would ask someone to help me, but no one seems to care
I've looked in all the places, that I may have put them down
The last place that I t...

Tricky Dicky

...Richard Nixon was the president’s name
It was Watergate that brought him shame
They wanted to impeach him, the F.B.I.
But he resigned before they could try.








Written 21st of March ...

Cockney Geezer

...I was born within the sound of Bow bells in the east end of London, this makes me a true cockney, I own a cock and sparrow down by the shake and shiver, I sell april showers, I duke of kent  my pope ...

Pussy You Know

...Mine I know, yours I’m liking all the more
Mine likes chasing birds, yours likes a little dicky too
Mine likes playing with bunnies, yours is partial to a rabbit too
Mine likes being stroked, your...

Rap Like Rabbit Battle Rap

...Rap like Rabbit battle Rap

21/05/2018

Livin by the beach and baby life’s good
Not stuck in a rut or in a crummy hood
I’m writing tight rhymes like you know you should
Or like you thought you...

To a Lesser Degree

...I was qualified in middle eastern history,
which was a waste at the chemist it seemed to me,
however, I saw an advert to become a spy,
Instead of media, thought that I would give it a try.

I ha...

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