Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Poet Rhyme

A Very Important Question

~A Very Important Question~
To all the clever clogs out there, and I know there are some
It’s only cos I’m jealous because I am not one of them
I know how to split an atom, and make a clock run on a lemon
I know how to change a heater on a hot tub, cos I have just done one
I know what to plant in an acid garden that will gives its best bloom
I know the time to plant it and I know when it’s too soon
But when my little nephew asked a question while talking to me
It was a question I was stuck on and it’s “do the dicky birds wee?”
Well I thought about it for a while and pondered on this question
And all the bird poop lying around I could not make a decision on 
So to all of you that know the answer, please will you tell me
When a bird is having a craps on us, is it also having a wee?
©GG 1/09/2012

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Cynthia Alvez September 6, 2012 at 9:34 AM Funny! I don't know the answer but one day while driving with the sun roof open, a seagull took the time to fly over and "Crap" in my hair and it was not a "wee" little bit. Great verse my golden friend and thank you for the laugh! Cynthia

Debbie Duncan September 5, 2012 at 11:35 PM Well I have thought about that same question,,,, a bird pooed in my moms hair when I was around 8 yrs old, my sister and I took off running around the back of the house so she wouldn't see us laughing. So we talked about that still,,,,, poem is great ;}

Bukang Liwayway September 5, 2012 at 10:34 AM I think I don't know how to answer..I will ask my friends tomorrow..hahahaha awesome poem mandy..its makes me smile before I sleep...good day to you :) thanks for sharing.

Harry Horsman September 2, 2012 at 3:00 PM soup mail, i've just realised i've not seen this. it's a fair question with plenty of answers, enjoyed the poem

Apoorva Patrikar September 2, 2012 at 9:22 AM lol!!! good one

Painted Hunter September 1, 2012 at 5:32 PM Mandy, you are so talented and clever. I love your work. Folks will remember you. And yes, I have been away. It's harvest season and I work 12 to 36 hours at a time. I'm truly tired, Mandy. Thank you for noticing my absence. You are the first one to mention it and I am grateful for it. It's nice to think that I'm not a horrible poet. You are an inspiration, Mandy...love ya...Caleb. Mandy Tams The Golden Girl September 2, 2012 at 4:47 AM Thanks Caleb sounds exhausting xx

Sara Kendrick September 1, 2012 at 3:53 PM I hope not..Great humorous work..Great idea for a very unique work..Glad that I stopped by..Thanks for the kind review of my work..Sara

Joy Wellington September 1, 2012 at 3:25 PM O Mandy...you are a riot all by yourself...kids do say the darndest things though...giggling here!!! One love. Joy Wells

Jack Horne September 1, 2012 at 2:15 PM no, apparently, they don't pee, 'they pass moisture with their droppings' and don't have a urethra Mandy Tams The Golden Girl September 1, 2012 at 9:42 PM Thanks Jack I was going to look it up but you have for me but I don't think I can explain a ureatha to a three year old boy, he is such a delightful child I love him to bits xx

Jack Horne September 1, 2012 at 2:12 PM LOL, enjoyed a chuckle here, Mandy - but I've never seen a bird taking a pee (perhaps they stand in a corner somewhere to do that...) I'll have to Google that - I'm curious now...

Kabuteng P.Ink K. September 1, 2012 at 10:54 AM I can always, always count on you Mandy for a smile! I love how your poems always bring a smile in me! Thank you! As for your question here, I do believe that there is pee in their poop-- I hope that helps a wee bit ;p--- as for being back, I saw your comment in Frank's blog, I'll be popping here and there... Hugs to you :)

Russell Sivey September 1, 2012 at 9:27 AM Honestly, I don't know, but if I were to guess I would say they do pee, whether or not it's when they poop would be a good question, but I would say they do...And if this is just a funny joke, ha ha, you got me! Lovely write Mandy! Great Work!!

Terry O'Leary September 1, 2012 at 9:08 AM "Birdie, birdie, in the sky--- Something hit me in the eye--- I'm a big boy, I don't cry--- But I'm so glad that cows can't fly"... In other words, in the grand scheme of things, does it really matter?... ;-) Terry (great poem) Mandy Tams The Golden Girl September 1, 2012 at 9:21 AM Yes it does to a 3year old you know that being an uncle ha ha xx