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Best Dicky Poems

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Premium Member Tricky Dicky
Richard Nixon was the president’s name
It was Watergate that brought him shame
They wanted to impeach him, the F.B.I.
But he resigned before they could try.








Written 21st...

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Categories: dicky, people,
Form: Clerihew



Premium Member Who Are Those Funny Poets
John Wulf, with his funny Limerick antics  telling funny hilarious stories,

“viagraology

There once was a medical study
of things flapping flaccid like putty
those men given placebo
couldn’t...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dicky, funny, people,
Form: Free verse
Rap Like Rabbit Battle Rap
Rap like Rabbit battle Rap

21/05/2018

Livin by the beach and baby life’s good
Not stuck in a rut or in a crummy hood
I’m writing tight rhymes like...

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Categories: dicky, slam,
Form: Rhyme
Cockney Geezer
I was born within the sound of Bow bells in the east end of London, this makes me a true cockney, I own a cock...

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© Roy Pett  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dicky, england, humor, identity, london,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member I Am Sixty Going On Seventy
Parody of Sixteen Going on Seventeen Reprise from the sound of music

I am sixty going on seventy
I’ve got a dicky heart
Surgeon’s been kind and relieved...

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Categories: dicky, age, health, humorous, parody,
Form: Lyric



Saul Grills Marilyn At a Seedy New Orleans Jazz Dive
Saul’s twinkling eyes took it all in – the platinum hair framing a first-class face, the silvery sheath dress wrapped around a figure that was...

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Categories: dicky, humor, murder, mystery,
Form: Narrative
"sssh!"
There was a pilot called bush
Who flew by the seat of his tush,
   His job was so tricky
   That he listened...

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© Bill Frew  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dicky, cowboy-western
Form: Limerick
Mr Spring Has Arrived
Early in the year a young man walks with a stout Yew stick firmly on his shoulder,
Resting on damp grey stone looking all around watching...

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Categories: dicky, nature, beautiful, beautiful, yellow,
Form: Prose Poetry
The Day My Mother Died
The day my mother died
It was approaching Christmas tide.
A morning in December I remember it well.
She had a dicky heart
And a check up they thought...

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Categories: dicky, death, death of a
Form: Ballad
A Very Important Question
~A Very Important Question~
To all the clever clogs out there, and I know there are some
It’s only cos I’m jealous because I am not one...

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Categories: dicky, childhood, growing up, bird,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Where Did I Put Those Glasses
I know I put my glasses down, but don't remember where
I would ask someone to help me, but no one seems to care
I've looked in...

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Categories: dicky, lost,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Odyssey Damned -- a Sex Tragedy
"A dozen or so times per night is fine, but too much of a good thing
generally leaves one somewhat sore."
-- a singular captain of seamen...

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Categories: dicky, pain,
Form: Sonnet
Mr Spring Has Arrived
Early in the year a young man walks with a stout Yew stick firmly on his shoulder,
Resting on damp grey stone looking all around watching...

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Categories: dicky, nature, beautiful, beautiful, yellow,
Form: Prose Poetry
Pussy You Know
Mine I know, yours I’m liking all the more
Mine likes chasing birds, yours likes a little dicky too
Mine likes playing with bunnies, yours is partial...

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Categories: dicky, funny love, rude, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Singy Songy Sue
Ticky Bicky Boo
Licky Mickey Moo
I'm in love with you
Little Tsuki Tsu.

Chicky Dicky Doo
Ricky Nicky Nu
Close your lips with glue
Kiss a kangaroo.

Tricky Picky Poo
Quicky Hicky Hoo
I'll...

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Categories: dicky, animal, crazy, farm, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Book: Shattered Sighs