Lindo
...Oscar was from Argentina,
Buenos Aires city:
his “go to” word was “lindo, lindo”:
Spanish word for ‘pretty’.
‘Lindo’ if you use big words,
‘lindo’ if you cuss:
´lindo’ is the garden gate,
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Categories:
dachshunds, humor,
Form: Ballad
Tim Ryerson
...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-*** old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
Yuma
Pu...
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Categories:
dachshunds, hilarious, humor, tribute,
Form: Footle
There Is a Brighter Side Three Contest
...Do you know what it’s like
Being a stray, that is
A homely sight
No flower beds for your biz
People looked at me with pity
As they’d walk their golden doodles
Dachshunds, long and nippy
Tho...
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Categories:
dachshunds, cute, dog, farm, funny,
Form: Rhyme
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles
...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
Yuma
Pu...
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Categories:
dachshunds, funny,
Form: Footle
Dora and Cheeku
...Dora and cheeku
Charming pair of brave dachshunds,
Very possessive and stubborn,
Grew up with my only son,
Envious of my love for him,
Running around was a part of play,
Rolled and...
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Categories:
dachshunds, pets,
Form: Rhyme
The Dachshund
...As a pup she sailed through the air
Jumping from chair to chair
An eagle's elegant poise void
Just a thud 'pon the air
Those short legs carried her swiftly
As her chest drug the ground
Mo...
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Categories:
dachshunds, dog, pets, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Dachshunds
...ts,
Teary eyes, grief tore our souls apart,
Comical clowns that gave us smiles,
Must have found peace or travelled miles,
Memories haunt and turn to torrents,
Lost are the lively days with Dachshunds !
Written Jan 21st, 2015
For contest "Dachshunds" by Rob carmack
Awarded 5th place
Now entered for contest "your fav old poem #2" by Shadow Hamilton
Awarded 2nd place
Entered for "I love my pets" poetry contest by Laura loo
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Categories:
dachshunds, emotions, longing, lost, love,
Form: Free verse
A Vicious Doggy War
...I am not a dog lover, although dogs are cute,
I'd rather have none of these
around the house...the last one I had
was a dark-blonde dachshund:
he refused to obey a single rule,
he wanted to eat ...
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Categories:
dachshunds, dog, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
A Tap-Dancer
...I saw a tap-dancer with
Squirming sheaf of vigor
Toes tapping as if dancing.
Is he hoping for a rendezvous?
His Dachshund-clan romance?
Prancing around like ponies
With gentle nose, sil...
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Categories:
dachshunds, animal,
Form: Free verse
A Dachshunds Wish
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Sausage some call me
I beg to disagree.
I know I am not tall
In fact I am quite small
My body long and thin
About which I never grin.
Low to the ground
Is how I trot around
Flo...
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Categories:
dachshunds, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Dachshund
...Some folks call me a sausage dog
I think they couldn’t be meaner
It’s not my fault I’m long and short
And look like a misshapen wiener
I’ve got four stumpy little legs
So my tummy is n...
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Categories:
dachshunds, dog, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Our First Pet
... He was just a little wiener;
our precious little pup
and I was just a toddler,
when my breakfast, he did sup.
How he loved his burgers;
ham he loved, as much.
He could quickly murde...
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Categories:
dachshunds, animal, best friend, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Dachshunds
...Dachshunds
I don’t mean to be ….GGRRRRRR
un-grrrrrr-ateful…
to the genetics of the genome…BUT
my legs are too short
my body’s too long
my gut hangs so low
I can’t wear a thong
my ears…....
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Categories:
dachshunds, dog, humorous, image,
Form: Free verse
Chloee and Reginald the Stand Down Dachshund Comedians
...One
Chloee? Yes Reginald!
Why do they call us Dachshunds, Wiener Dogs?
Maybe they call you a Wiener Reginald!
You cut me off at the legs with that one Chloee!
Two
Chloee? Yes Reginald! H...
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Categories:
dachshunds, funny, humor, humorous, roses
Form: Burlesque
My Doll, My Dachshund
...Dachshunds - Poetry Contest
My Doll, My Dachshund
An old abandoned house in the country, is where we saved our precious hound
Covered in mange, fleas, ticks and whatever deathly smell she had ...
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Categories:
dachshunds, best friend, dog, loss,
Form: Rhyme
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