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Dachshunds Poems - Poems about Dachshunds

Lindo

...Oscar was from Argentina,
Buenos Aires city:
his “go to” word was “lindo, lindo”:
Spanish word for ‘pretty’.

‘Lindo’ if you use big words,
‘lindo’ if you cuss:
´lindo’ is the garden gate,
‘l...
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Categories: dachshunds, humor,
Form: Ballad

Premium MemberTim Ryerson

...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - 

Bad-*** old bear:
    Grizzly
    Grizzly

Dachshund making critical life choices:
     Eenie
     Weenie...

Cougar from Arizona:
    Yuma
    Pu...
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Categories: dachshunds, hilarious, humor, tribute,
Form: Footle



There Is a Brighter Side Three Contest

...Do you know what it’s like
Being a stray, that is
A homely sight 
No flower beds for your biz

People looked at me with pity
As they’d walk their golden doodles
Dachshunds, long and nippy
Tho...
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Categories: dachshunds, cute, dog, farm, funny,
Form: Rhyme

A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles

...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - 

Bad-ass old bear:
    Grizzly
    Grizzly

Dachshund making critical life choices:
     Eenie
     Weenie...

Cougar from Arizona:
    Yuma
    Pu...
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Categories: dachshunds, funny,
Form: Footle

Premium MemberDora and Cheeku

...Dora and cheeku 





Charming pair of brave dachshunds,
Very possessive and stubborn,
Grew up with my only son,
Envious of my love for him,

Running around was a part of play,
Rolled and...
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Categories: dachshunds, pets,
Form: Rhyme



Premium MemberThe Dachshund

...As a pup she sailed through the air
Jumping from chair to chair
An eagle's elegant poise void
Just a thud 'pon the air

Those short legs carried her swiftly
As her chest drug the ground
Mo...
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Categories: dachshunds, dog, pets, drug,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberDachshunds

...ts,
Teary eyes, grief tore our souls apart,

Comical clowns that gave us smiles,
Must have found peace or travelled miles,
Memories haunt and turn to torrents,
Lost are the lively days with Dachshunds !







Written Jan 21st, 2015
For contest "Dachshunds" by Rob carmack 

Awarded 5th place 

Now entered for contest "your fav old poem #2" by Shadow Hamilton
Awarded 2nd place

Entered for "I love my pets" poetry contest by Laura loo 
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Categories: dachshunds, emotions, longing, lost, love,
Form: Free verse

A Vicious Doggy War

...I am not a dog lover, although dogs are cute,
I'd rather have none of these
around the house...the last one I had
was a dark-blonde dachshund:
he refused to obey a single rule,
he wanted to eat ...
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Categories: dachshunds, dog, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberA Tap-Dancer

...I saw a tap-dancer with
Squirming sheaf of vigor
Toes tapping as if dancing.
Is he hoping for a rendezvous?
His Dachshund-clan romance?
Prancing around like ponies
With gentle nose, sil...
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Categories: dachshunds, animal,
Form: Free verse

A Dachshunds Wish

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Sausage some call me
I beg to disagree.

I know I am not tall 
In fact I am quite small
My body long and thin
About which I never grin.

Low to the ground
Is how I trot around
Flo...
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Categories: dachshunds, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberDachshund

...Some folks call me a sausage dog
I think they couldn’t be meaner
It’s not my fault I’m long and short
And look like a misshapen wiener

I’ve got four stumpy little legs
So my tummy is n...
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Categories: dachshunds, dog, humorous,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberOur First Pet

... He was just a little wiener;
our precious little pup 
and I was just a toddler,
when my breakfast, he did sup.

How he loved his burgers;
ham he loved, as much.
He could quickly murde...
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Categories: dachshunds, animal, best friend, dog,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberDachshunds

...Dachshunds

I don’t mean to be ….GGRRRRRR
un-grrrrrr-ateful…
to the genetics of the genome…BUT

my legs are too short
my body’s too long
my gut hangs so low
I can’t wear a thong

my ears…....
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Categories: dachshunds, dog, humorous, image,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberChloee and Reginald the Stand Down Dachshund Comedians

...One

Chloee? Yes Reginald! 
Why do they call us Dachshunds, Wiener Dogs?
Maybe they call you a Wiener Reginald!
You cut me off at the legs with that one Chloee!

Two

Chloee? Yes Reginald! H...
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Categories: dachshunds, funny, humor, humorous, roses
Form: Burlesque

My Doll, My Dachshund

...Dachshunds - Poetry Contest

My Doll, My Dachshund

An old abandoned house in the country, is where we saved our precious hound
Covered in mange, fleas, ticks and whatever deathly smell she had ...
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Categories: dachshunds, best friend, dog, loss,
Form: Rhyme

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