Long Dachshunds Poems
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Chloee and Reginald the Stand Down Dachshund Comedians
One
Chloee? Yes Reginald!
Why do they call us Dachshunds, Wiener Dogs?
Maybe they call you a Wiener Reginald!
You cut me off at the legs with that one Chloee!
Two
Chloee? Yes Reginald! Have you ever smelled mothballs.
No Reginald it's too...
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Categories:
dachshunds, funny, humor, humorous, roses are red,
Form:
Burlesque
RUNT OF THE LITTER-Pets Poetry Contest
RUNT OF THE LITTER
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“Hilda’s in labor!” Mr. Davis shouted across the yard.
barefooted I dashed next door,
witnessing the magic, the slow unfurling
of five milk-chocolate Dachshunds,
slippery and new, squirming in the afternoon light.
they were a writhing...
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Categories:
dachshunds, 12th grade, pets,
Form:
Free verse
Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best Friend
Overweight Terrier:
Porky
Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
Dorky
Yorkie
Spaniel dog breeder:
Cocker
Stocker
Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark:
Cocker
Mocker
Book on...
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Categories:
dachshunds, animal, dog, funny,
Form:
Footle
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles
FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
...
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Categories:
dachshunds, funny,
Form:
Footle
Tim Ryerson
FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-*** old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
...
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Categories:
dachshunds, hilarious, humor, tribute,
Form:
Footle
My Doll, My Dachshund
Dachshunds - Poetry Contest
My Doll, My Dachshund
An old abandoned house in the country, is where we saved our precious hound
Covered in mange, fleas, ticks and whatever deathly smell she had found
I called her name; from...
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Categories:
dachshunds, best friend, dog, loss,
Form:
Rhyme
Nocturnal Symphony
I can't recall the last time I've had a good night's rest.
It ain't because I'm stressed or restless or depressed.
Nor is it the fitful snorin' of my spouse sprawlin' by my side.
It's that consarned nocturnal...
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Categories:
dachshunds, funny
Form:
Rhyme
There Is a Brighter Side Three Contest
Do you know what it’s like
Being a stray, that is
A homely sight
No flower beds for your biz
People looked at me with pity
As they’d walk their golden doodles
Dachshunds, long and nippy
Those high faulting fools
What happened...
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Categories:
dachshunds, cute, dog, farm, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Dachshunds
Dachshunds
Charming pair of brave dachshunds,
Possessive and stubborn,
Grew up with my only son,
Always jealous of my love for him,
Playing games with lot of wit,
Full of humour they were a perfect fit,
Till a day burglars broke into...
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Categories:
dachshunds, emotions, longing, lost, love,
Form:
Free verse
Weenie Princess
Patches of choco brown and black wrap my fur
with long hotdog body, I roll in loops,
“ Hershey” is what they fondly name me
flopping ears as mice and ants rush for a kill…
and with the...
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Categories:
dachshunds, dog, happiness, , cute,
Form:
Free verse
Dora and Cheeku
Dora and cheeku
Charming pair of brave dachshunds,
Very possessive and stubborn,
Grew up with my only son,
Envious of my love for him,
Running around was a part of play,
Rolled and giggled the whole day,
Ignored if, they would...
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Categories:
dachshunds, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
A Vicious Doggy War
I am not a dog lover, although dogs are cute,
I'd rather have none of these
around the house...the last one I had
was a dark-blonde dachshund:
he refused to obey a single rule,
he wanted to eat crackers and...
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Categories:
dachshunds, dog, how i feel, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
I Wanna Tell You
I wanna write about all the things I love, love, love.
I wanna write about how they make me feel and why.
I wanna write about all the cute things,
Like saying honey, darling, and baby.
I wanna write...
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Categories:
dachshunds, passionwrite, love, write, , cute,
Form:
Verse
A Tap-Dancer
I saw a tap-dancer with
Squirming sheaf of vigor
Toes tapping as if dancing.
Is he hoping for a rendezvous?
His Dachshund-clan romance?
Prancing around like ponies
With gentle nose, silent eyes
With sweet licks and nuzzles.
Care free clan, if they like...
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Categories:
dachshunds, animal,
Form:
Free verse
Lindo
Oscar was from Argentina,
Buenos Aires city:
his “go to” word was “lindo, lindo”:
Spanish word for ‘pretty’.
‘Lindo’ if you use big words,
‘lindo’ if you cuss:
´lindo’ is the garden gate,
‘lindo’ is the bus.
Oscar went to buy a pet,
to...
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Categories:
dachshunds, humor,
Form:
Ballad
The Dachshund
As a pup she sailed through the air
Jumping from chair to chair
An eagle's elegant poise void
Just a thud 'pon the air
Those short legs carried her swiftly
As her chest drug the ground
Most all small furry creatures...
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Categories:
dachshunds, dog, pets, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
Dachshunds
Dachshunds
I don’t mean to be ….GGRRRRRR
un-grrrrrr-ateful…
to the genetics of the genome…BUT
my legs are too short
my body’s too long
my gut hangs so low
I can’t wear a thong
my ears….they get stepped on
by me….not by others
I can’t scratch...
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Categories:
dachshunds, dog, humorous, image,
Form:
Free verse
Our First Pet
He was just a little wiener;
our precious little pup
and I was just a toddler,
when my breakfast, he did sup.
How he loved his burgers;
ham he loved, as much.
He could quickly murder
bologna, cheese and...
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Categories:
dachshunds, animal, best friend, dog, pets, poems, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme