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Cheese Poems - Poems about Cheese

Premium Member Stale cheese
Its full of bankers and bunkers.' Tunnels are Like holes in some cheese, it could well be Emme-mental.? Or signs of a deeper disease? Can i name it bunker nutrality.? Only if they don't play; in other regions politics.' Be they oh So far away.' I get shivers just thinking.? Of Whats on the map.? And whats being hidden Do ever...

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Categories: cheese, appreciation, education, surreal, symbolism,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member MOUSE PRINCESS
MOUSE PRINCESS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In a kingdom where cheese was the prize, Lived a mouse princess with green eyes. She donned a small crown, Above her royal gown, And danced under moonlit skies. She hosted royal balls in the night, With her friends, the brave bugs in flight. They waltzed...

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Categories: cheese, 12th grade, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Cheese Man
The Cheese Man can’t tell you ate his brother. So relax. He will be here soon. He is real. A big block of cheese. Turns down the heat. He is careful. Not to turn to fondue. The cheese block is a blob, I have a cheesy, melting feeling. We are here in this room. We pretend...

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Categories: cheese, surreal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Stench of Moldy Cheese
Pungent scent plays on the breeze ~ what a stink! One I think, makes me sneeze Gagging with each breath, I wheeze Because of that moldy cheese! ...

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Categories: cheese, food,
Form: Englyn
Premium Member Women Love Cheese Gifts
Wilma was a pretty little thing. Ed decided she would like American cheese. So that is what he gave her as a pre-date present. Wilma was astounded; this was the only cheese she did not eat. Her dog loved all cheeses, so he was the recipient of this feast. His next date was with Peggy, a girl from an Irish...

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Categories: cheese, relationship,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Rum n Raisin 19 - The Big Cheese
“What is it?” said Raisin. Rum said, “I don’t know, Let’s find us a hill and watch that thing go.” Walnut said, “Hold up; I’ve seen one of these, It looks like a wheel, but it is, in fact, cheese.” “It’s normally cut into portions to sell Whoever mislaid it will be mad as hell.” Rum said, “Are you saying this...

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Categories: cheese, cat, dog, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Teeny Tiny
Why did the teeny, tiny mouse, With the gigantic size cheese, Grow as big as a house And the cheese, smaller than bees?...

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Categories: cheese, 3rd grade, children, food,
Form: Rhyme
Cheese
Ella Dit......Capture finding something reavant sorta elegant something worth mentioning something just to say stumbling over my words haven't you heard or is it just something to say Il Dil.....Castling Don't you care that I love you Most certainty I do this aint no clever conversation every word is true --------------------------------------------- Valiais and Sion sang at The Blatten Glacier and played a game of chess --------------------------------------------------------------- 360 Deal Mon.Feb.14 2023 inertial confinement effords greater then...

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Categories: cheese, music,
Form: Ballade
Premium Member The Cheese of Euripides
Tingling of tongue sent Euripides Questing a tastier kind of cheese. "I found cheddar magical," Said this poet tragical, "Sailing the southern antipodes.”...

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Categories: cheese, food, history, humor, poets,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Fighting over the Best Seats in the Cheese Spa
Morey was thrilled because the cheese spa was coming. The refrigerator made happy sounds, it was fairly humming. The cheese was melting ahead of time in the microwave. Morey was the first family member in; he is extremely brave. This is not only comfortable, but tasty too he told the rest. There was cheddar, provolone, but he liked the blue...

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Categories: cheese, 12th grade, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member who cut the cheese
Bright orange lobsters pointed their claws at their brother When someone asked who had cut the cheese The audience began to have a bit of a laugh with their mother For they were outing each other, with a bit of ease Who cut the cheese? Asked the magistrate again. They pointed at each other; the sorry chaps They probably both did...

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Categories: cheese, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dine on cheese and whine
He's hard at work, she calls him jerk, and asks him where he's been. Of little care, she goes somewhere. dancing drunk against her male friend. She tells the gals, of all his fails, they believe her, cause...

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Categories: cheese, betrayal, character, divorce,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Cheese
Create a cheese platter. Cheddar in chunky cubes. Cream cheese combined with crab. Crispy crunchy crackers. Cherry compote with chopped cucumber and cashews compliments cottage cheese. ...

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Categories: cheese, food,
Form: Pleiades
Premium Member Cheese
Crafted from angel’s tears Calorie rich, who cares Cholesterol? Plenty Comfort food for many Call me Captain Cheddar Come hither, dearest cheese Caress my taste buds, please...

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Categories: cheese, food,
Form: Pleiades
Premium Member Blue Cheese and Old Pickles
blue cheese, old pickles golden girls fickle like falling nickles drop, spin, switching sides heads and tails collide craving connections tangy affections gourmet selections these eyes fixed you right put you in starlight adjusting my sight altering flavors new bees to savor selfishness favors blue cheeses denied cornbread and grits, Hi!...

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Categories: cheese, break up, metaphor, relationship,
Form: Rhyme

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