Long Cheese Poems
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How dare you proclaim sanctimonious innocence
Innocent you may be as the cheese house rat
Evidence in the stench of your unrighteous fat
Try to paint a picture with your vain empty words
Man looketh on your outward pretence appearance
God knoweth the hidden secrets of your vile heart
How can there be forgiveness for no repentance
I cannot look past your self-contained righteousness
Nor dare I hope you will see your selfimposed perfection
I held you up high on a I-so-esteem you pedelstal
Boy did you give me a sudden unexpected love drop
I feel the cold air of your indifference wisp past my heart
We had most fun we have ever had on the River Boat Dell Queen
Cousins Limpets and the Hoppers, more than you've ever seen.
Frolicked, jet skied, threw our sisters and bros in the water.
What incredible fun for each grandson and granddaughter.
We have never seen you act this way, the littlest one said.
named Sheila, she belonged to Lilly Putin and son Ted.
We picked her up, swirled her and threw her in with a plunk.
Me too yelled a big cheese sandwich eater name of Big Thunk.
It was the craziest, most fun family reunion we had ever had
You can ask my most serious grand Uncle– Timothy Thad.
We were arrested, hauled away for our behavior that fine day.
Grandma said next time we won 't let those damned cops chase us away.
It took him two trips to set it all up.
He kept it simple, just the way he thought she'd like it.
A basket of fruit and Ritz crackers.
Ham and cheese sandwiches,
and her favorite, a giant wedge of orange chocolate.
He did splurge a bit
on the bottle of pink champagne and a spray of red roses.
He hid the question and the humble little ring
in the knot of an old birch tree...
Pleased by the way it all turned out,
he headed for the edge of the meadow.
to take a simple man's pee...
Thinking about how she'd been
a little bit off and distant lately,
Upwind and just to the side, there was a large crack of brush.
His heart nearly came off its tracks.
Grizzly quickly flashed across his mind.
He was relieved when mamma dear and her yearling
tip-doed into the sunlit clearing.
Mamma dear shyly plucked a juicy Granny Smith from the picnic basket.
The yearling preferred a clementine.
The wind suddenly shifted-they bounded off into the thicket.
With a silent thank you, lost upon the breeze.
The sun was a couple of hours past its prime.
When he finally realized she wasn't coming.
So, he drank a half bottle of pink disappointment.
Gorged on the chunk of orange chocolate.
He gathered up the broken picnic for one.
He left the rest of the fruit and spray of roses
to the skinny doe and her yearling.
He grabbed back the ring
from the heart of the old birch tree.
He crashed down the mountain, with champagne mouth,
Heading for the valley of explanation.
The best friend held her tight, dried her tears
but after a six-pack and some cheap weed.
They both had a big belly laugh
when he told her that the
"Cheap Teenie weenie grease monkey ring",
was probably forever lost
in the butt of that old birch tree.
Within a season she left both grease monkeys
and their Teenie weenie rings-
She headed down the mountain for glitter town
married a man with a big sharp house
clean hands and a big city ring-
A lot of work and effort it does not take.
In fact, these treats are very simple to make.
They don’t require a lot of time to bake.
You need flour, water, and yeast to make the dough.
Adding a little honey is also a fine way to go.
Mix everything together and let the stuff rise.
In just a couple of hours, you will have a pleasant surprise.
Divide the dough evenly and shape the pieces into rings.
Letting them rise another two hours is what is required for these things.
Floating them in boiling water for a couple of minutes is what you need.
Watching them brown in the oven is a pleasant sight indeed.
Hot, soft, and crispy, they come out ready to eat.
Serve them with jelly, butter, and cream cheese, and they’re a great breakfast treat.
I'm a wordsmith
Painting feelings with syllables and expressions
Vowels first and adjectives later
On the tip of my brush you will find no verbs
There is no action in these words I write
Technical pillars of this poetic religion
And I believe you know I do not mean them
But that doesn't mean I am lying
For I paint feelings to put in the walls of my gallery
And there is no practical to a feeling
For how else can you explain passion if not with words?
You cannot do happiness
Cannot visit love
It is the touch of feeling that makes the heart and the skin sing a melody that your lips do not know the lyrics to
It is a complex model
Only to be experienced on personal heights
Touch for touch
Smile for smile
Tear for tear
And like good cheese a good feeling is,
When you taste it,you just know.
2.5 cups of chickpeas
2 egg yolks
3 t of lime juice
4 tablespoons of garlic
1/2 onion
1/2 flaked fish
1/2 t of dried thyme
4 T shredded coconut
1 teaspoon of smoked paprika
4 T toasted sesame seeds
2 Tablespoons of flour
2 T cornstarch
deep fat fry in
a mixture of
olive oil and avocado oil.
2 T cayenne
4 tablespoons of powdered cream cheese
drain pea
ground in f. processer
add spices vegies and fish
pulse. add yolk lime juice
make sheres, refrigerate,
deep fry in olive oil and avocado oil.
mayo
relish
T sour cream
chives
1 T. cognac
dilute spirt with lemon juice.
and honey.
we boiled the country ribs
seasoned them when they were done
and BBQ'd them under a broiler with
a tangy BBQ sauce
steamed asparagus with
garlic lemon butter
Hazelnut and pound cake
cupcakes with marzipone topping and vanilla icecream dessert.
I suppose it wouldn't be that bad to star in a cheesy tv show if the show was about cheese.
Careful what you order in the Korean noodle shop. It might arrive with mayonnaise on top.
Why are there no great InCel stand-up comics? And people say feminists aren't funny.
Ever heard of "Story Mapping"? Apparently it's a cult thing. A box of air for which people pay money.
"Come meet Baby Kim!" said the invite. Brought little knitted slippers. Turned out it was a kimberly monitor lizard.
Maybe covid virus can be spread by our ears. Do not go out without earplugs! Also, do not drop your pants in public.
I thought I saw Johnny Depp downtown, wearing a girly hat. But it was Jennifer Tilly.
That was the best; it’s never been so good
You hid your light well and that is not good
You kept me on the edge up to the end
That’s the first time, on that you can depend.
I was so worked up, starting with this
I was anxious, this I so did miss
You did put it, where it needed to go
Right in the middle not too fast or slow.
What will I do, after this day of bliss?
It took you all day to toast and burn this
It was just right with all the runny cheese
Even the burnt bits, you know how to please.
I thank you so much for cooking my lunch
No honest I’m full I ate a late brunch.
27/12/2012 English Sonnet
Yesterday's Nonsense
I don't like animal crackers Dewey,
I'd rather have eggs and Ham.
I've never liked animal crackers Dewey,
You know what a fiend I am.
Fix me a sandwich Dewey,
With an intellectual swing
Give me a soda Dewey,
Make me laugh and sing.
I don't like animal crackers Dewey,
That's all you want to eat.
All that is good is not pretty,
And all that is pure isn't sweet.
I don't like animal crackers Dewey,
You know they're the Devil's tools
Jesus didn't eat crackers,
They're only made for fools.
Quick, get me a pizza Dewey,
With a lot of garlic and cheese.
Don't offer me animal crackers.
It's not at all funny to tease.
I don't like animal crackers Dewey,
They are forbidden fruit.
It's nice to have ham and gravy,
The better folk it suits.
Don't feed me animal crackers,
Though they may taste sweet indeed.
They're poison to the stomach,
And make the intestines bleed.
“Say Cheese!!!” evokes smile’s spontaneity
Captured in photographs, proving joy’s certainty
Highlighting mirth’s contagious activity
Showcasing bliss-laughter’s beauty
Vanquishing gloom and despair of self-pity.
“Oh Cheese!!!” Such is utterance of delight
While captivated by awesome Cheddar’s sight
Or fascinated by Parmesan’s color of yellow so bright
Along homemade carabao-yield, flawlessly white
Inviting pleasant cravings, gracious for healthy appetite.
“Wow Cheese!!!” Grateful expression of contentment
In crunching cheesy food around bonding engagement
With sumptuous, delectable cheese-festive excitement
Of viands … mixed, topped and whipped with cheesy merriment
Bringing thumbs-up approval upon jubilant burp-fulfillment.
“Share Cheese!!!” That’s a commendable giving gesture
As blessed by God for reaching-out venture
Correcting selfishness and gluttony’s posture
So others can taste goodness of cheesy provisions’ pasture
Toward thanksgiving* to the cheese-Source Who does nurture.
*1Timothy 4:4 For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving.
November 16, 2018
8th place, "Write a Poem About Cheese" Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings; judged on 11/22/2018.
10th place, "The Cheese Wars" Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Matt Caliri; judged on 9/1/2024.