Women Love Cheese Gifts

Wilma was a pretty little thing. Ed decided she would like American cheese. So that is what he gave her as a pre-date present. Wilma was astounded; this was the only cheese she did not eat. Her dog loved all cheeses, so he was the recipient of this feast. His next date was with Peggy, a girl from an Irish clan. For some reason he pegged her as a connoisseur of cottage cheese. Without asking her, he surprised her with a carton on their first date. This was their last date. Peggy would have rather had candy or flowers. Third time is a charm, his mother told him. She was the instigator of the cheese presents. She hoped to keep him home the rest of his life. He was a baby, only twenty-three. Her baby. He had a date with a Marla, a woman from New Zealand. She has blonde hair; blondes love cheddar cheese, his mother told him. This time she was right, and he ran off with Marla.