Andy Poems - Poems about Andy

Barney Fife, the bumbler, is a joy to watch Aunt Bea’s whining could be turned down a notch Opie is grown, but not in these old shows, of course Some days he sneaks carrots out to his found horse Andy never gets married, but comes close a lot Maybe this kept me watching, but I hope not…. Barney Fife’s eyes bugging...

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Franny Frog wrote a fairytale about sad, Andy Ant. She heard Andy cry, "I can't make friends. I just can't. Why don't any ants my age want to play with me?" Bob Bumble heard him sigh and since he was a bee, he buzzed near Andy's ear and said, "I will tell you. See... Angry ants like you, Andy, have...

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An alligator, aggravated, ate another aardvark. Although abdomen’s aching, and another aardvark’s abating, Alice’s argument’s arbitrating. Albeit alert at Alligator’s advance, Andy’s ascertaining alligator’s ailment. Andy awaits assurance. Alice’s arrested and anchored. Alas, abbreviated adieu! ...

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Andy Griffith found success when he starred in "The Andy Griffith Show". That Sitcom is still popular today and it was created over sixty years ago. It was one decade ago today when Andy Griffith took his final breath. Andy didn't have a funeral, he was buried immediately after his death. He starred in "Matlock" from 1986 to 1995. Andy...

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Ben Matlock-He Was The Best Ben Matlock Attorney at Law Atlanta, Georgia, That’s where he was, y’all, He was one of a kind, Answers he would find, A hit series on CBS, His show reruns on Hallmark And MeTV, He never lost a case, His colleagues had to keep pace, Sometimes his daughter LeAnn Worked with him, Later on, a lawyer named Michele, Tyler was the detective in the first...

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There was a sheriff named Andy Taylor He was also the county's best bailor Most folks seemed to adore him Except the crooks were so grim Guess they knew he was also the jailer On A Lim Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Joseph May April 3, 2022...

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Handy Andy, fine figured and dandy Asked his mother for a piece of candy She gave him some gum But she came undone When he chomped it like their milk cow Mandy...

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Woke up jumped off the couch and put on a mask Used in order to survive another average day Sat on the stairs lit up and smoked enough to blow a mind and descend into a heady hazy trance Oh boy John said to Paul I just watching the news today Witnessed both a declaration and a timely reminder to the everyman To in...

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Andy Griffith used to tell us Sanka is 97% caffeine-free and g-o-o-d! Yet he never mentioned That it's 'Instant Coffee' not br-o-o-d...

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Sheriff Andy Taylor Was also the jailer Fighting for the law Never had to draw Deputy Barney Fife Giving crime strife One bullet to load Knew his penal code Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Joseph May September 29, 2021 The Andy Griffith Show ...

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Andy the Handyman Andy was cleverly skilled at his art he built mechanical things part by part Andy worked all the time couldn’t stop it but the wife would blast off like a rocket. He couldn’t understand the dramatics when he built a carriage in the garage The wife said it was a bloomin’ disgrace she didn’t want it taking up the...

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Would robots dream of being free no laws to obey no sub routine shackles choice i think this was missing in my programming Sleep just emptying darkness Hope a nonsense word A bark by the wonky Jabber if only these eyes wouldn't open and this breath stopped breathing life has tired of me trying to stop the air in my blackhole inside pulling skin thin let the end begin giving...

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Andy's guided a train Flown a small plane Steered the wheel of a ship Spurred a horse with a whip Maneuvered a 64-foot truck Kayaked in a typhoon Won a motorcycle race Landed perfectly on the moon Then Andy went on a date Pop, Pop -- two flat tires Said, 'I'm not much...

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Goodbye, Andy Warhol, R.I.P. Welcome to the world of sensationalism. Welcome to the pop culture of Andy Warhol. Who saw, in a can, nutritious soup for consumption. And beauty in the face of an ungodly woman. But remember, “Andy was philosophical!” So, who is to question his business production, Of inner eye commercial art compositions: And judge sacrilege, ridiculous or abstraction? Hey! Andy Warhol,...

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Campbell's Tomato Soup, a vision of the sixties Andy Warhol and his creative mind, some seemed silly But each played a role It was his overall goal To strike out in a new direction in the age of the hippies...

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