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Handy Andy

Andy's guided a train Flown a small plane Steered the wheel of a ship Spurred a horse with a whip Maneuvered a 64-foot truck Kayaked in a typhoon Won a motorcycle race Landed perfectly on the moon Then Andy went on a date Pop, Pop -- two flat tires Said, 'I'm not much with my hands' Asked his date, 'Can you use these pliers?'

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Date: 9/24/2020 8:22:00 AM
This is rich! And so plausible it is hilarious!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/24/2020 2:31:00 PM
'Plausible,' -- now there's a word to tuck away for use at the right time. Thanks, Caren
Date: 9/17/2020 11:04:00 AM
Love your humor here, Gershon! Great verse! Bob
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/17/2020 5:51:00 PM
That's dandy, Robert! ~ Handy Andy
Date: 9/16/2020 6:04:00 PM
O-o-haw! Huge laughter. How classic. Totally unexpected!!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/16/2020 7:58:00 PM
Glad you like this one, Sigrid... Love your comment too. You are so entertaining! Thanks, Gershon
Date: 9/16/2020 5:25:00 PM
hes not so handy then is he lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 9/16/2020 7:58:00 PM
He's a Yankee Noodle Handy-Dandy, he is! Thanks, Jan. :) gw

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