Gershon Wolf Poet Light Verse

Handy Andy

Andy's guided a train
  Flown a small plane
Steered the wheel of a ship
  Spurred a horse with a whip

Maneuvered a 64-foot truck
   Kayaked in a typhoon
Won a motorcycle race
   Landed perfectly on the moon

Then Andy went on a date
  Pop, Pop -- two flat tires
Said, 'I'm not much with my hands'
  Asked his date, 'Can you use these pliers?'

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Caren Krutsinger September 24, 2020 at 8:22 AM This is rich! And so plausible it is hilarious! Gershon Wolf September 24, 2020 at 2:31 PM 'Plausible,' -- now there's a word to tuck away for use at the right time. Thanks, Caren

Robert L. Hinshaw September 17, 2020 at 11:04 AM Love your humor here, Gershon! Great verse! Bob Gershon Wolf September 17, 2020 at 5:51 PM That's dandy, Robert! ~ Handy Andy

Sigrid Ermine September 16, 2020 at 6:04 PM O-o-haw! Huge laughter. How classic. Totally unexpected!! Gershon Wolf September 16, 2020 at 7:58 PM Glad you like this one, Sigrid... Love your comment too. You are so entertaining! Thanks, Gershon

Jan Allison September 16, 2020 at 5:25 PM hes not so handy then is he lol:-) hugs jan xx Gershon Wolf September 16, 2020 at 7:58 PM He's a Yankee Noodle Handy-Dandy, he is! Thanks, Jan. :) gw