Short Andy Poems

The garden swing on andy griffith


Hahaha...

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most famous siblings
Raggedy Ann and Andy
they’re the real A-Team...

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Andy always knew that Barney was no Gumshoe

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Sponsor: Silent One
Date:12-18-18...

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Did 
Andy
then clean up-
with his brillo 
pad


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d andy
a rmstrong
d aredevil
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                              rip to my dad...

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The silk-screenish Andy Wahol
had depersonalised depictons as a goal
Look closer within & you will see
abstracted images in much variety...

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A milkmaid in the town of Nome
Never found time to write a poem
She woke up Randy
Amos and Andy
And squeezed them 'til the cows came home...

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Andy Griffith used to tell us
Sanka is 97% caffeine-free
  and g-o-o-d!

Yet he never mentioned
That it's 'Instant Coffee'
  not br-o-o-d...

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Red pirate ship
Quick parachute trip
And of course cotton candy

The calliope played
Down the main promenade
And forever he’s twelve
Our Andy...

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Our son"s name is Andy
He has a friend named Randy
Other people call him Handy Andy
Because he gets things done
He works alone
Getting his job done....

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My buddy Andy is a real cool guy
He takes his paraglider out to fly
With photos he's a wiz
Andyland's his biz
To meat without scales he's said goodbye!...

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A-nother 
N-ew 
D-ay 
Y-ou 

L-ike 
E-rases 
O-ne 
N-ight 
O-bscure 
R-ain 

Topic: Birthday of Andy Leonor (May 5) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Handy Andy, fine figured and dandy
Asked his mother for a piece of candy
She gave him some gum
But she came undone
When he chomped it like their milk cow Mandy...

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Sandy loved eating candy.
Andy got drunk on brandy.
Too much sugar made Sandy spotty.
Andy's drinking drove him potty.
They need to change their modus operandi....

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A-void
N-otorious
D-isease's
Y-ucky

L-ink
E-vading
O-nerous
N-astiness
O-f
R-abidity

Topic: Birthday of Andy Leonor (May 05) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Handy Andy, such a dandy;
Left his lunch bag in the pantry.
Ended up at a drive thru;
Where Chef Lou had the flu;
Sick Andy’s no so handy.
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I'm a blue bee
Honeysuckle rose
Am I just a blue bee

I'm a black bee
Honeysuckle rose
Am I just a black bee

I'm black and blue
Honey; in my night
Will you ever see me...

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Golden Andy the dandy had bling
when he leapt from his bed with a spring
the golden ring in his -
he kept warm with a sock
while his gal sang where's my ding-a-ling?...

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Take a step back to a simpler place,
Where the world revolved at a slower pace.

Think about Andy, Opie, Barney and Aunt Bee,
Enjoying life in the small town of Mayberry....

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Crank acid Andy
One day one drop
Swing center falling
One man one flop
Once Mommies dandy
All dance no style
Crashed on the stoop
Been dead for awhile...

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There was an old man named Andy Cap
who was a golf loving kind of chap
forgot to tee off
his partner did scoff
when the bar maid remained on his lap.

© Harry J Horsman 2013...

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Unique newsman Andy Rooney,
did not look like a George Clooney;
beetling brows grew too much hair,
verbalist extraordinaire.

Copyright, May 17, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson...

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A-crostic
N-ote's
D-enotation
Y-ields

L-iterary
E-xpression
O-f
N-ame
O-ffering
R-ighteousness

Topic: Birthday of Andy Leonor (May 05) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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The king of New York known as Andy,
the media once thought he was dandy.
He fell in a slump, 
blamed it on Trump.
Seems that excuse comes in quite handy.




2/28/21...

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Sheriff Andy’s had his share of strife
with his deputy dope, Barney Fife.
That first time that Barney
showed up full of blarney,
Andy ought to have run for his life!


Feb. 7, 2019...

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