They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
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I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week...to remind me how fragile life is.
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Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art
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Art is anything you can get away with.
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In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
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Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.
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I am a deeply superficial person.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards. You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating... Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it.
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Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?
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Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art of all.
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Beauty is a sign of intelligence
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It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous.
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Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details
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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
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Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery
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In the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes
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Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
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An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that heù for some reasonù thinks it would be a good idea to give them
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The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it's much more exciting.
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In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
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I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.
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An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.
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The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
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Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there -- I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
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Songs don't just come out of the air. They take time, but it's good fun, too. Maurice gave me encouragement.
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When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships
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I admit to having worn suede and leather pants myself for a while, but you just never feel clean, and it's degenerate, anyway, to wear animal skins.... So I went back to bluejeans after my degenerate period.
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Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.
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Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad.
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Two people kissing always look like fish.
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