Best Andy Poems

andy comes in campbell cans
tomato soup black, white, and red
squeezed out pop until it bled
art is all in andy's head

andy do you dare to dream
pinks and yellows, blues and greens
the day you popped onto the scene
do you know just what i mean

marilyn's golden in her...

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Today.   Repost 
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Meeting Andy Gibb: Today is His Birthday

Some moments in life we just
cannot totally recall,
Like rapid moving waters one sees 
in a waterfall.
But meeting Andy, I will
cherish and remember.
His eyes, his smile, far more
than warm and tender.

I can't think of another soul,
so glowing,...

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Some moments in life we just
cannot recall,
Like rapid moving waters one sees 
in a waterfall.
But meeting Andy, I will
cherish and remember.
His eyes, his smile, far more
than warm and tender.

I can't think of another soul,
so glowing, bright and beautiful.
Oh, how I want so to make a
picture,
Of this...

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Andy dressed up in a costume
to do tricks for his treats.
He stept outside and tripped,
on the tail of his monkey suit.
The kids laughed and pointed.
Poor Andy ran away ,
no candy in hand....

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Unique newsman Andy Rooney,
did not look like a George Clooney;
beetling brows grew too much hair,
verbalist extraordinaire.

Copyright, May 17, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson...

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Ben Matlock is an excellent criminal attorney.
He has gone back to find his roots recently.
The tracks he was following led him to Mayberry.
The sheriff Andy Taylor has stark familiarity.
Barney Fife is the name of Andy’s deputy.
Andy has a son by the name of Opie.
Their lives...

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De Andy Lee (part one)

Talks about the little Lady Lee and me,
It all started at the first flight
Our adventure had an origin---
From Off-ego was where we met
So dazzling was her beauty that
Caught my eyes at first sight
And unresisting, my passion wooed along 
Believe me, my...

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Andy meets Sandy
Sitting among the crowed of workers
Awaiting the arrival of his Excellency
The executive governor of the promise land
The promise keeper;	

I beheld angel, with a dark brown eyes
Conspicuously hidden among the crowd
I was overwhelmed by the beauty of her dark brown eyes
She looked so pretty...

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~Ann and Andy Drogynous~
(sung to the tune of ‘Mister and Mississippi’)

She would wear a pantsuit
He wore a pink beret
Ann and Andy Drogynous
Had a neuter way.
I’d love to have their bathroom
My odor would improve
Their towels could be hanging
As paintings at the Louvre.

Oh, he would do the...

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I went out with a boy called Andy
Whose tipple was Courvoisier Brandy
     He was a typical bloke ~~~
     But whilst drunk, he groped ~~~~
For the Brandy had turned this boy randy






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I'm a blue bee
Honeysuckle rose
Am I just a blue bee

I'm a black bee
Honeysuckle rose
Am I just a black bee

I'm black and blue
Honey; in my night
Will you ever see me...

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And, as I began to play the tune, the power of the words from my song, “There is Healing in His Hands”, miracles began to happen all over the sanctuary and so I just continued to sing.  The first announced miracle was a young...

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I hear you smile, the sweetest creases it brings
Just like reverberation from the finest strings
I gasp in awe, not to miss a moment
Craving to keep myself in containment

Memory lapses and flashes are outdone
From the greatest downfall I will shun
To see that that beam intrude into...

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One Day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.
He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law.
Andy had no choice but to put Barney in jail.
But Andy let Barney out when he said he had a crop of marijuana to sell.
Barney offered Andy a fifty-fifty...

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Andy and Mary used the words ," Madam and Sir. "
They were two inseparable brother and sister.
They went everywhere, talked to different people...
shaking their hands and warning them of Hell!


Andy and Mary sang together,
regardless of rainy weather!
Their message was always new,
never making anyone feel blue!...

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