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Date Posted	PoemTitle	# Views	Form
09/10/2013	Caught Watching Porn On the Internet	501	Rhyme
09/10/2013	Security Breaches At Usa Nuclear Missile Base	766	Rhyme
09/09/2013	Spare That Cricket	396	Rhyme
09/09/2013	Blasphemous Facebook Repost Requests	454	Rhyme
09/08/2013	The Sun's Magnetic Field About To Reverse	692	Rhyme
09/08/2013	The Wrecking Company	508	Rhyme
09/07/2013	The Mid-Life Crisis	1126	Rhyme
09/06/2013	A Summons From the Neighborhood Association	576	Rhyme
09/03/2013	A Candid Doormat	527	Rhyme
09/03/2013	Get Your Dental Work At Wal-Mart	569	Rhyme
08/26/2013	I'Ve Got To Do Something About My Neighbor	313	Rhyme
08/25/2013	These Are Troubling Times	564	Rhyme
08/25/2013	A Car Too Small	1453	Rhyme
08/12/2013	If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out	1039	Rhyme
08/10/2013	Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three	714	Rhyme
08/09/2013	Easy Elimination of Stupid People, Part Two	825	Rhyme
08/07/2013	Easy Elimination of Stupid People	728	Rhyme
08/06/2013	Why I Don'T Unfriend Tessie	536	Rhyme
08/06/2013	I'Ll Be Ready In Five Minutes	361	Rhyme
08/05/2013	Bubba's Limousine	587	Rhyme
08/04/2013	A Teenager Helps His Mother With the Internet	675	Rhyme
08/02/2013	Roscoe Feeds the Birds	343	Rhyme
08/02/2013	What Big Eyes and Ears You Have	403	Rhyme
08/01/2013	Where's My Ten Million Dollars	315	Rhyme
07/29/2013	Modern Family Life	871	Rhyme
07/28/2013	The Products Get Smaller and Smaller	450	Rhyme
07/28/2013	Westboro Baptist Church Honored	734	Rhyme
07/27/2013	Press One For English	392	Rhyme
07/26/2013	Watch the Words You Use Online	516	Rhyme
07/26/2013	Kitty's Chinese Chop Suey Restaurant	967	Rhyme
07/26/2013	Those Obnoxious Facebook Game Requests	631	Rhyme
07/23/2013	Women and Colors	404	Rhyme
07/22/2013	A New Heir To the Throne	468	Rhyme
07/22/2013	Living Close To a Nuclear Plant	584	Rhyme
07/21/2013	Being First Isn'T Always Best	991	Rhyme
07/21/2013	A Message To Newly-Married Men	553	Rhyme
07/21/2013	A Note To My Algebra Teacher	1993	Rhyme
07/19/2013	A Heat Wave Hits the North	888	Rhyme
07/18/2013	Leroy Is Guilty	460	Rhyme
07/18/2013	The Monster Under the Bed	1465	Rhyme
07/18/2013	Basements Are Scary Places	637	Rhyme
07/16/2013	Too Much Fuss Over the Birth of a Baby	708	Rhyme
07/13/2013	The Luxury Cruise	1930	Rhyme
07/11/2013	Your Baby Is Really Ugly	374	Rhyme
07/06/2013	A Dangerous Guest	547	Rhyme
07/01/2013	A Portrait of George Zimmerman	802	Rhyme
06/28/2013	All In the Name of Style	851	Rhyme
06/27/2013	It's What We Hoped For	545	Blank verse
06/27/2013	The Abomination	890	Blank verse
06/27/2013	Miz Potter Goes Home	326	Blank verse
06/25/2013	Villagers Storm Frankenstein's Castle	807	Rhyme
06/24/2013	Twinkie Lovers Rejoice	704	Rhyme
06/24/2013	Paula Deen the Butter Queen	1318	Rhyme
06/22/2013	Biff Gets His Fill	506	Rhyme
06/20/2013	Free Dog To Good Home: a Biting Satire	1698	Rhyme
06/17/2013	Jimmy Hoffa Found At Last	638	Rhyme
06/17/2013	He'Ll Be Sleeping On the Couch Tonight	462	Rhyme
06/17/2013	These Are the Golden Days	293	Rhyme
06/10/2013	Solving the Problem of Wedding Gifts	889	Narrative
06/08/2013	Big Brother Is Watching	517	Rhyme
06/06/2013	William Shatner Dies	366	Rhyme
05/30/2013	The Graduation Announcement	1555	Rhyme
05/19/2013	A Whistling Girl and a Crowing Hen	2519	Prose
05/19/2013	Measuring the Lunatic Fringe	588	Rhyme
05/17/2013	Let's End This Excessive Devotion To Dogs	297	Rhyme
05/12/2013	Johnny, Answer the Door For Daddy, Please	341	Rhyme
05/09/2013	The Doctor's Favorite Dessert	964	Rhyme
04/28/2013	Shameful Parasites On the Public	768	Rhyme
04/26/2013	Who's More Objective Than a Mother	516	Rhyme
04/23/2013	Big Bertha and the Diet Pills	591	Rhyme
04/22/2013	The Journey of a Diamond Ring	729	Rhyme
04/14/2013	Westboro Baptist Church Pickets Pine Trees	677	Rhyme
04/11/2013	A State of Confusion	271	Rhyme
04/10/2013	In Remembrance of Annette Funicello	383	Rhyme
04/08/2013	The Nine Million Dollar Bowl	611	Rhyme
04/07/2013	Some Things Google Can'T Find	427	Rhyme
03/31/2013	A Shocking Sight At Burger King	775	Rhyme
03/25/2013	Tornado Season Approaching	403	Rhyme
03/25/2013	The Music Room	697	Rhyme
03/24/2013	Beware of the Reader Phishing Scam	1087	Prose
03/23/2013	Around the Truck With a Roar	967	Rhyme
03/23/2013	The Fuse Box Is In the Basement	356	Rhyme
03/22/2013	The Medical Emergency Bracelet	1253	Rhyme
03/22/2013	Fair Warning Given	290	Rhyme
03/22/2013	Standards Must Be Maintained	773	Rhyme
03/21/2013	Adding Colorful Food To Your Diet	706	Rhyme
03/21/2013	A Noise From the Basement	428	Rhyme
03/21/2013	Mollie Dreams of Being a Princess	590	Rhyme
03/20/2013	Together Through the Years	279	Rhyme
03/20/2013	Mister Spock Gets Angry	460	Rhyme
03/19/2013	If You Think Nobody Knows You'Re Alive	524	Rhyme
03/19/2013	The Advantages of Being a Dog	874	Rhyme
03/18/2013	When a Gift Is Expected	393	Rhyme
03/18/2013	Who Are Actually Rich	371	Rhyme
03/18/2013	Are Designer Sunglasses Worth the Cost	351	Rhyme
03/18/2013	Big Beulah and Anorexic Ann	439	Rhyme
03/18/2013	Og Makes a Horrendous Mistake	344	Rhyme
03/18/2013	Zeke and His Old Lady Take To the Road Again	541	Rhyme
03/16/2013	Experiencing the Rain	436	Rhyme
03/13/2013	I Can Fly	309	Rhyme

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