Caught Watching Porn On the Internet

Caught Watching **** on the Internet By Elton Camp Bruce was still a young pup Never known to whoop it up About the Internet he didn’t inquire Computers seemed not to inspire He didn’t have a Facebook page He was far below minimum age Not a single e-mail had Bruce ever got Thus, no need to put him on the spot That **** he might attempt to view Not a person suspected or knew I came home unexpectedly one day “Horrors!” is what I had to say At the computer sat young Bruce He didn’t offer a word of excuse A sexual scene was in plain view I hardly knew what to do A 6itch having sex was on the screen A shocking thing to have seen! “Bruce, I didn’t think you could do this! Now your supper you’re going to miss.” “Though only a young dog you be, Such stuff you aren’t allowed to see.” In your doghouse you must dwell Until I get past my angry spell