Big Brother Is Watching

Big Brother is Watching By Elton Camp Of my phone calls Sam’s keeping track In case I am planning a terrorist attack None of my e-mails can come or go Without Uncle knowing that it’s so My Facebook he does scrutinize With his beaming, knowing eyes But says patterns are all he does seek He doesn’t read or listen when I speak And I know that is bound to be true Sam’s honest in all that he does do If I’ve naught to hide, why fear So let him both read and hear The one with that job will find it tough For what I publish is mundane stuff The president I would never assassinate For senseless violence I thoroughly hate Nor would I bomb some public place Such cowardly acts are a total disgrace So go ahead, Sam, and take a peek However, you won’t find what you seek