Free Dog To Good Home: a Biting Satire
Dog Free to Good Home
By Elton Camp
I have a dog to give away
One I picked up as a stray
Only good homes need apply
Who Brutus’ needs will supply
Recommendations you must give
And let me come see how you live
Also, Brutus must be kept inside
A fenced yard must be supplied
Pet insurance you must take out
Vet visits supplied without doubt
Table scraps you mustn’t feed
The finest food he does need
Just to take him in is not okay
An adoption is the only way
Your fur child he has to be
In order for you to satisfy me
Also, his territory you must respect
Otherwise, it’s an attack to expect
If all of these things you will supply
Then to adopt him you may apply
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