Get Your Dental Work At Wal-Mart
Get Your Dental Work at Wal-Mart
By Elton Camp
A dental office inside a Wal-Mart store
Why didn’t they think of this before!
Some of the customers I see going there
Only about the cheapest price will care
The dentist who graduated last in line
To them, will quite acceptably fine
It has likewise been reported
From China, dentists imported
They can get teeth checked like they are
Daisy Dukes, bare middle, hair bizarre
Once they have any hurting cavities filled,
To buy candy and soda they’ll be thrilled
In a few minutes, they will be through
Because, of teeth, they have but a few
Toward one line they are sure to press
Express for those with 12 teeth or less
Regular dentists Wal-Mart will drive out
Same as with merchants, I have no doubt
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