A Heat Wave Hits the North

Heat Wave Hits the North By Elton Camp Heat makes the Yankees scream and shout But they don’t know what weather’s about For those people, who in the South reside It can be unpleasantly hot and humid outside But that’s the reason air conditioning is made It’s not enough to sip mint julep in the shade But in winter when Yankees slip and slide Our weather is often still pleasant outside So a northern heat wave makes me sneer Just wait—they have even worse to fear Living in the North is a terrible plight On balance, our weather is a delight So, before a fan you Yankees must sit Wait to see how hot it’s gonna get