Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three

Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three By Elton Camp Warnings show how stupid folks can be As promised, here you have part three Hershey’s Almond Bar wants you to face: “Warning, of nuts this may have a trace” A can of air freshener does tell: “For use only by trained personnel” A rat poison is trying to be nice: “Has caused cancer in lab mice” In case it is bought by dumb lug: “Don’t use Silly Putty as ear plug” Found on a can of deodorant spray: “Do not use intimately,” it does say On cough medicine for a kid: “Don’t drive a car,” it does bid Found on a package of dice: “Human consumption isn’t nice” On a shipment of hammers hollowed: “May be harmful if swallowed” On a gun barrel so there’s no excuse: “Injury or death may come from misuse” A thermometer makes it exceedingly clear: After rectal use, to mouth don’t come near” Fruit Roll-Up warning can’t be beat: “Remove the plastic before you eat” On a toilet brush this is seen: “Do not use for personal hygiene” Although paraphrased just a bit Producers, these warnings see fit