The Advantages of Being a Dog
The Advantages of Being a Dog
By Elton Camp
A dog never worries about what to wear
For he comes equipped with a coat of hair
Most anything he finds, he’s able to eat
His digestive enzymes with germs compete
If he feels sick and then barfs up his food
He can eat it again and not be thought rude
Fido scratches himself in embarrassing places
Yet nobody seeing it makes disgusted faces
When another dog comes to visit or to stay
He can sniff its behind and that’s okay
If he impregnates some other canine
Everyone thinks that it is just fine
A mutt doesn’t have to learn to read or write
Algebra factoring will not get him in a tight
He doesn’t worry about work or paying bills
To get a sporty new car gives him no thrills
Then no matter how bad his conduct may be
At death, from any fear of hellfire he is free
A dog’s life is one of privileges so great
That many humans would like to emulate
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2013
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