A Shocking Sight At Burger King

A Shocking Sight at Burger King By Elton Camp What I saw at Burger King the other day It is sort of hard to find the words to say It wasn’t a sandwich all filled with fat Or too much salt--nothing at all like that Nor was it a shake entirely devoid of milk No, no it was not a single thing of that ilk I didn’t see a roach scurrying on the floor So that I didn’t want to eat there anymore Nor was the health rating some dismal score The place was nice and clean just as before The customer getting food astonished me One with a clown suit & hair red as can be “Ronald McDonald, is it you,” I said He gave a big grin and nodded his head