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What Big Eyes and Ears You Have

What Big Eyes and Ears You Have By Elton Camp A girl called Little Red Riding Hood Visited her grandmother like she should It wasn’t long before she had to say “Grandmother, you look an odd way.” Her eyes and ears didn’t look okay On Little Red, she intended to prey Except it wasn’t her granny at all ‘Twas on a wolf she had paid a call Same today with good Uncle Sam Around him, better make like a clam Big eyes and ears Old Unk is usin’ On communications of his choosin’ Certain key words it’s best to avoid Lest your uncle become annoyed Mistaken identity isn’t the case It’s really your uncle you face E-mail, text message, phone call He is keeping records of ‘em all Upon a midnight knock at your door, You find that something he did abhor

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