Too Much Fuss Over the Birth of a Baby
Too Much Fuss Over a Baby
By Elton Camp
The royal cervix will open wide
Out a prince or princess will slide
Red, wrinkled, ugly as hell
Nobody dares the truth tell
The royal vernix on royal skin
A messy way for life to begin
Gender may be hard to determine
If it’s born wearing royal ermine
With a royal frown on its face
To minister, servants will race
With its royal fate decreed,
It’s what the British need
Another economic parasite
To add to the royal blight
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2013
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