Those Obnoxious Facebook Game Requests

Those Obnoxious Facebook Game Requests

By Elton Camp

Anthony’s weiner I’d nearly as soon see
As your game request number thirty-three

You sent another as you’ve done before
And once again, I fully intend to ignore

Of all things the Facebookers post,
I despise game requests the most

They are just so disgustingly inane
From sending more, please refrain

Your idiot dog’s pic is better than that
Or even one showing your hairball cat

Perhaps this will help you to realize
How much game requests I despise
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Cheesman Avatar
July 26, 2013 at 6:20 PM
Lets have a toast to 'despising game requests' A tip is to post something on your fb page that goes along the words of i will delete you if you poke me, invite or send me game requests :) it fixes it trust me..........LOL Shaz
Camp Avatar
July 26, 2013 at 8:51 PM
Good idea.
Bauer Avatar
July 26, 2013 at 2:41 PM
i hope they got the message this time! well done!
Camp Avatar
July 26, 2013 at 4:28 PM
Actually, there are only two people who constantly send me those game requests. But it gave me the idea for a humor write. Thanks for reading. Elton
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