Whiney Poems

Ugly Monkey Wishes To Be A Dog

Gabby wailful goes wane
Gassy wagtail
Gruff white-livered
Grudging walleyed
Grubby wanton 
Grouchy warlike
Great weasel
Gross-out wicked
Grizzle whiney 
Going in will-o'-the-wisp
Going with his big baby

poor me Priscilla

I was never part of a family
never on a team
never felt comradery

No one ever stood up for me
people bullied me
I was alone

Poor me
Poor me
Poor poor me

She held a pity party for herself daily
In the lunchroom at work
ruining lunch for the rest of us

All cheer and jollity are extinguished when she enters
poor her, poor her, poor poor poor whiney her
We started eating at our desks

A Metaphoric Blue

Amid the where’s and when’s and whys
The can’ts and won’ts and whiney sighs
Sit they with pencils as they paint
In words of metaphoric blue
In vain attempt to tightly grasp
The moment as it flashes past

That I Was Ever Born

To so distance myself
From its loud rumour
Whiney, needy, the earth o'er
Attending each care
Unless that soul, at peace
Its own skies re-mount
Summer-time's "off into the blue"
Escapes go nowhere.

The Big Sky Part Two

It didn't take long
every manager there
tried signing both men.
Looking out for there
interest, calling making 
arrangements. Both men
were advised of what
they were getting involved
With. They choose a manager
and signed the contract.
A meddling Scooter Bainez
Came down and involved
himself, told both men
He looked forward to weaseling
his way into contention, and told
whoever lost should be made to
leave; cause didn't feel like hearing
no whiney helper licking his wounds
like a whiny brat!
The match went on.
At 22:19 " Meaty" Morehead of Ord
Came down to ringside and 
Apache Chopped  "The Kruel"Cast Guilder
allowing The Big sky , to gain the fall
at 30:01. The Big sky became the new
World's champion!

I Have Never Done This Before

I was astounded to find myself teaching paratroopers how to jump.
I honestly have never done this before! I said. My voice sounded whiney.
A plane full of handsome young marines laughed in unison.
The impetuous I needed to wake up.  Marines don’t laugh.

Dog Shot

A young witch named Hermione
so thin she almost was boney.
	Anything but whiney,
	punched Malfoy’s eye shiny.
Brilliant! His spying stymied.

Trump Winey With a Thing Terribly Tiny

I thought you meant Whitney Houston 
not whiney.

Trump Winey With a Thing Terribly Tiny

Trump may always be weird and winey,
When someone said his is terribly tiny;
Likes to brawl;
On wall scrawl;
His brilliant things seem to be so shiny.

Jim Horn

Word Worthy Luptoz Groovey

BEFORE HE DID ANYTHING
THEY FOUND WORDS TO
 DESCRIBE HIM
BEFORE HE SOUGH LOVE
THEY SAID WHY HE AS A MAN
WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
FOR THOSE HE WISHED TO BE WITH
BY THE TIME THEY WISHED TO
 ADJUST THEY SAW NEITHER
HIM AS A PERSON OR HIM
AS AN INDIVDAUL
ONLY HIM AS A MEMBER OF A GROUP
THE WHINEY ONE HIM WHO COULDN'T
AND HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ACHEIVE
BECAUSE THEY WOULD
MAKE IT SO, THAT HIS INDIVDAUL EFFORDS
WOULD BE HINDERED BY THOSE
WHO WISHED HIM UNLOVED
AND UNADORED
ONE EVEN SPOKE OF THEIR UNDOING
SO THAT THOSE ACHEIVMENTS WOULD BE
LIKENED TO THOSE OF AN UNLIKELY
PERSON OF FILTH AND SCUM

FROM WORDS BY.....
ARKCODEZ " THE SOUTH BOSTON FLUTIST" DELGRIN
FROM THE WORKS OF HUSSY, BASHER THE MAN HATER!

Write Me a Tyburn - Hic a Hic Tyburn

HIC, A HIC, TYBURN 
~~~~~~~~~~~


Windy,
Windy,
Whiney,
Winey.
A  day down a windy, windy road,
okay, me a whiney, winey toad!

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Homonyms: Windy - Blowing.  Windy - Meandering.  Both based on English English.
Homophones: Whiney, always moaning, winey, hic, hic, you speak for yourself.

Composed on the 20th January 2018. Amended 1/22/18 to conform with the correct format.

Entered in 'Write me a Tyburn', poetry contest sponsored by Kim Rodrigues

Mad Cow

In France a cow's called a vache
A crass bovine who's moo is so brash
Some are infected by mad cow disease
They give sour milk, making rancid cheese
I know what will be a cow's fate
One day soon she'll be on my plate
I will not miss its whiney mooing
Or cow pats in fields from its poohing

Inspired by but not for Animal Nonsense Contest


08-18-17

Limerick Contest

Tale of a Squirrel's Tail

There once was a very impudent squirrel
pretending to be an innocent girl
she wore a blonde wig
tried to act so big
dancing and prancing, giving life a whirl

One day I caught her peeping at my sill
gave me an evil eye...if looks could kill
shot back with a frown
had to take her down
I'll get that meddlesome squirrel. Yes, I will

She's not naive like sweet lil Goldilocks
but was wily like a devious fox
no porridge she'd find
I spanked her behind
with the heel of my brand new rubber crocs

She screamed at me until her face turned blue
"I'll get even with you, before I'm through!"
Oh, she is quite nuts
She limps 'steada struts
Whiney baby was crying, "Boo hoo hoo."

She cursed naughty words and off she scurried
Twitching her bushy tail as she hurried
I'd no cause to fret
Rodent trap was set
Tonight I'll feast on squirrel that's been curried

  ^..^   ^..^  
    4/27/17
For Jan Allison
syllables of 10-10-5-5-10

Geeezzzz Danie!

I list of joys, “Oh boy.”
Well, (1) I know is I have hands
(2) of them, “You understand?”
(3) my son, took two to make he
(4) a pair of eyes and glasses to see
My voice OH yes, to sings a joy
(a hammer and nails to pin down the hoi polloi)
My homes a gift, I give to me
The lawn, the flowers and the trees!
A heart to love and sensitivity.
God bless my Dad’s gift of wanderlust
And the whole world’s a gift from He to me!
Good food, clean water, my health
I know the list should go on endlessly.
But SO hard to stop being a whiney baby!

Blah Blah Blah

itch itch itch moan moan
whine wine white wine whine wine whine
obsession, who me?

whimpy whiney groan
tear out my heart - pity me
"grumpalotamous"

wa waa waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa
get up grow up shut up please
want my Wrenna back

Shift

Shift
Watch as
Seasons change
And with them go
Dancing while we stare awestruck in wonder. 

Cold
Winter
Cycle starts
Best keep indoors
Now wait out the ice as Demeter weeps

Spring
Relax
Returns warmth
We love again
As we smile at the blue sky and rejoice.

Hot
Summer
Again hide
Truly picky
In turn we yelp of the heat, never glad.

Fall
Cool down
Still pleasent
Leaves paint themselves
All shall brace for the start of new events.

Shift.
Always
Self pity
Unsatisfied
Our race far too whiney, no gratitude.

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