Limerick Contest

Tale of a Squirrel's Tail There once was a very impudent squirrel pretending to be an innocent girl she wore a blonde wig tried to act so big dancing and prancing, giving life a whirl One day I caught her peeping at my sill gave me an evil eye...if looks could kill shot back with a frown had to take her down I'll get that meddlesome squirrel. Yes, I will She's not naive like sweet lil Goldilocks but was wily like a devious fox no porridge she'd find I spanked her behind with the heel of my brand new rubber crocs She screamed at me until her face turned blue "I'll get even with you, before I'm through!" Oh, she is quite nuts She limps 'steada struts Whiney baby was crying, "Boo hoo hoo." She cursed naughty words and off she scurried Twitching her bushy tail as she hurried I'd no cause to fret Rodent trap was set Tonight I'll feast on squirrel that's been curried ^..^ ^..^ 4/27/17 For Jan Allison syllables of 10-10-5-5-10