Long Whiney Poems

Dear Toni,

I saw you on The Daily Show
the other day
having your way
with Trevor,
or was it the other way around?
Not sure.

I'm also not sure where we first went wrong,
but I'm sorry for once having thought you...

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I can't make you understand how I feel,
And I've spent a lifetime trying to explain it.
Chances are YOU'LL never experience it,
As you are in the latest years of your life ...
There's no way to induce...

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To love, agapic and/or erotic,
is a positive economic-political relational choice
to trust whomever
and whatever is our Other right now
with open caring empathy,
even when we may feel like withdrawing
into suffering,
self-isolating
depressive,
repressed concerns of mistrust and dissonance,
because we have...

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from the tagboard media group.....
the Kelp Seaworthy Report....

Kelp)......... did you know, that Saturday Night Wrestling
returns to the Mid-Town Civic Center
get your tickets now..... we know the people In Dolbane 
like there wrestling.. and we gotta...

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Not much about Goldilocks is really well known,
Except she liked to hang out in the woods all alone.
Of other customs and habits we have just a splintering:
She was whiney, persnickety,
And obviously skillful at breaking and...

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Im the last one picked
Im not the person that is chosen first
Ive learned how to get by
Just by hearing bits and pieces of the conversation
Im not the one chosen to share the recesses of someone...

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Tale of a Squirrel's Tail

There once was a very impudent squirrel
pretending to be an innocent girl
she wore a blonde wig
tried to act so big
dancing and prancing, giving life a whirl

One day I caught her peeping...

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It didn't take long
every manager there
tried signing both men.
Looking out for there
interest, calling making 
arrangements. Both men
were advised of what
they were getting involved
With. They choose a manager
and signed the contract.
A meddling Scooter Bainez
Came down and...

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BEFORE HE DID ANYTHING
THEY FOUND WORDS TO
 DESCRIBE HIM
BEFORE HE SOUGH LOVE
THEY SAID WHY HE AS A MAN
WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
FOR THOSE HE WISHED TO BE WITH
BY THE TIME THEY WISHED TO
 ADJUST THEY SAW NEITHER
HIM...

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I list of joys, “Oh boy.”
Well, (1) I know is I have hands
(2) of them, “You understand?”
(3) my son, took two to make he
(4) a pair of eyes and glasses to see
My voice OH yes,...

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Shift
Watch as
Seasons change
And with them go
Dancing while we stare awestruck in wonder. 

Cold
Winter
Cycle starts
Best keep indoors
Now wait out the ice as Demeter weeps

Spring
Relax
Returns warmth
We love again
As we smile at the blue sky and rejoice.

Hot
Summer
Again hide
Truly...

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HIC, A HIC, TYBURN 
~~~~~~~~~~~


Windy,
Windy,
Whiney,
Winey.
A  day down a windy, windy road,
okay, me a whiney, winey toad!

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Homonyms: Windy - Blowing.  Windy - Meandering.  Both based on English English.
Homophones: Whiney, always moaning, winey, hic,...

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