Snoot Poems - Poems about Snoot

For Freedom Lovers Only

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                     Freedom Lovers


Know you not…that freedom is not free.
In each genaration, work at this assiduously!

Poets cringe at the any poem politicked?
They prefer rainbow...

Early Voting

...As I stood in the line looking neutral
Hoping my choice would be fruitful
I was knocked on my ass
By the bellowing gas
Of a wobbling sign with a snoot full
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Variations On a Theme

...Variations On A Theme...
of hodgepodge strewn helter skelter
wonky inviting reader to mentally swelter.

Ach'n (ache Ken and burn'n) 
kickstarting existential and proverbial struggle
me species...

Yeti In Snow

...Yeti in snow, the greatest camouflage
His winter substitute for ghillie suit
Some think him an abominable brute
He means no ill will to their entourage
These beings here that came to sabotage
So...

Prissy Cat Will Not Dance

...The dog is leaping and frolicking like crazy today
But the cat is haughty, and keeps herself far away.
The dog is doing a Scottish Reel and a petootsi watusi.
The cat is licking her paws acting st...

Theres a Squirrel In the Vending Machine

...There’s a squirrel in the vending machine,
I’ll bet that he thinks he is very keen.
He’s eating up all of the jelly beans!
He’s the worst irritant that I have seen.

He’s devoured all...

Flamingo

...thought:
     ever so pink   
     extremely fluffy    
    rather intelligent      
   positively feathered   
  noble, soft, superior   
 positively intelligent     
 ever so sharp   flying ...

Bigots Assumers and Wallies

...Your nose looks like it’s avoiding the smell coming up from your toes, you stick it in my business assume half the show and there you go ranting in an unctuous fashion slideshow of passion as you sta...

Corona Dream

...I'm sleeping amongst mass hysteria  
Compulsed with my own mania 
Are we living in a fallen world
Is it a sign of the end, settled 
O' Corona, Corona
Please go away
I full of snoot and decay
D...

It's An Amazon Out There

...The travel agent said adventure was calling,
In a lush paradise of beauties enthralling!

No harm would befall us, with a capable guide;
This Amazon tour would be a scenic, easy ride.

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The Three Lines Only

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Wish I were intelligent enough to write poetry in 
three or four lines.
Anything over that? A poetic crime!
Eight lines is acceptable if I'm quirky or cute?

Or use imagery like, uh,the m...

Variations On a Theme

...Variations On A Theme...
Ach'n (ache Ken) Existential Struggle...

(NOT by Bellini, Paganini, Rossini...
Eeny Meany Miney Moe - si,
nor the three stooges tee hee hee)

twill never end till...t...

Perpetual Queasy Student Days Recess 2

...mysterious as Lemuel
     unlike hundreds of
     other rowdy seniors
     constituting the nineteen
     seventy seven graduating class
     of Methacton High School,
this now mooch older non ...

A Convoluted Story

...Looking mighty cute
Dressed in a suit
He was on route
To pick up a loot
Ever so resolute

Arrived at the institute
He thought he heard them call him a cloot
Or maybe it was a galoot
He reall...

Lil Dog

...Perky, pesky, pretty-petite;
yippy, yappy, always-in-need-of-a-treat.
Loving, lazy, little-lump;
Cutie, cuddly, see-how-high-I-can-jump?
Spoiled, sneaky, snacky snoot,
Munching on old chips, tee...

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