I'M a Sea Captain, Don'T Need a Microphone

I'm a sea captain!
Don't need a microphone !
I watched you take a back spin
With the skills I've honed

You pre picked your pansy pearl
Thought I didn't know it?
You presented your gargantuan 
giggly girl
But didn't expect the Floating Poet

To the fart scoundrel of snoot port
Who saw the need was dire
Had the art counsel of Beaufort
Promise 2nd and 3rd to out of town 
liars
(along with money and nice hotel 
rooms)
It was a nice thing you did for her
The unethical proposition
She was the winner the judges 
concur
But it was a liars competition

these are the last words you'll hear
From me there's no protest
But I'd like to see appear
An honest liars contest

Since it had nothing to do with luck
Let these words forever harass
cause I think you all suck
and you can take this cheap kazoo 
you gave me and shove it up 
your................
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Dietrich Avatar
September 23, 2021 at 4:05 PM
what great humor here. An oldie but goodie
A   Avatar
April 16, 2016 at 1:17 AM
Floatingpoet CaptainMike. Nice to read your poem today. enjoyed ~LINDA~
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