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Sack Poems - Poems about Sack

Dumber than a sack of bricks
Ding dong, bing bong… When it comes to this leadership… moron, Looney Tune, lunatic, dumber than a sack of bricks, umm… yep, sounds about right....

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Categories: sack, america, bullying, confusion, corruption,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Gator Sack
In the twilight's glow, a wild allure, I find a treasure, rugged yet pure. “I want to hold your gator sack, Its rugged charm pulls me off track.” Beneath my collar, heat does rise, A mystery wrapped, caught in your guise. Oh, gator sack, your mystique sings, In shadows deep, my longing clings. From swamps untamed, your essence calls, With every stitch, my heartbeat...

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Categories: sack, fun, funny love, giggle,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Sad Sack Sammy
The tale of Sad Sack Sammy, So the story goes. A walking, talking, whiner, Suffering his woes. He never ever smiled, Had nothing good to say. He whimpered like a sissy, All the livelong day. His mood would always swing, At home or when at school. Sometimes melancholy, Then complaining like a fool. A lousy, luckless, loner, Grew up without a friend. No one could stand his presence, 'Cause he...

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Categories: sack, political, sad,
Form: Rhyme
Darkside
Oh what a beautiful sight! My heart almost skipped a beat She is the one who will make anyone fight And can make anyone fall on her feet Her voice was sweet Just like honey Her face was was neat Just like a sky sunny Then one day all the beauty faded And the sky was all black She showed her darkside no one needed Never...

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Categories: sack, 10th grade, beautiful, beauty,
Form: Rhyme
The Roman Emperor Who Had Nothing To Cluck About
In the annals of Rome the least glorious was an emperor named Honorius. Though Rome's plight was alarming he spent his time chicken farming, a pursuit which made him notorious....

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Categories: sack, farm, history,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Silly Sack
You’ve got to have a certain knack when opening your Silly Sack; the beasts within will soon attack with no hold barred, no turning back. Now these are not the monstrous sort, it’s just that they do not comport. Of mischief, they are never short, treat mayhem like it is a sport. Prepare for giggles, snorts, and laughs, guffaw at awkward giraffe gaffes, where pigs...

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Categories: sack, children, nonsense, silly,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Silly Sack
You’ve got to have a certain knack when opening your Silly Sack for the beasts within will attack to win with no hold barred, no turning back. Now these are not the monstrous sort, it’s just that they do not comport. It’s mischief they seek and havoc they wreak, treat mayhem like it is a sport. Prepare for giggles, snorts, and laughs, guffaw at awkward giraffe...

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Categories: sack, children, nonsense, silly,
Form: Limerick
Ready Sack Letter of a School
In her school The Readily Received: Staff didn’t let herself be deceived By flashed smiles finer than “How are you?” “Last-minute sack letter always slew!” A Good Montessori’s Love letter Teachers handed it “See you, later” And one had flared at me “Betrayer!” For with speaker I was her payer: “Miss Janice, time for your envelope Plus Mummy’s Best Wishes as you...

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Categories: sack, education, evil, school, women,
Form: Rhyme
Knack To Fall Back Then Hit Sack
what we had was knack to spring forward then fall back become some sad sack from straight path may stray then to God can hear me pray with please do away catastrophe mere daylight savings did disappear now no longer here will wear bandana when we live in Canada peal a banana...

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Categories: sack, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Hitting the Sack
Alarm Bursts calm Day dawns Loud yawns Blow nose Stretch toes Quick wash Splish splosh Grab vest Get dressed Gulp tea Then flee I'm late Stressed state The boss Is cross Harsh fact; I'm sacked Next day Hooray Lie in Big grin! 27.09.22 A BRIAN STRAND PREMIERE CHOICE Poetry Contest Your Favourite Rhyming Poem From The Second Half Of 2022 Poetry Contest Sponsor: Julia Ward...

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Categories: sack, work,
Form: Rhyme
Number Produced Later Reduced
The Number they provided They later just reduced And it was, yes, deduced That they were not seduced But that it was induced: Ascending price of wheat, Eagles trying to beat Five Thousand Leaves a day To one thousand gives way. Now workers to just sack; Their names to fill a sack!...

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Categories: sack, anxiety, business, fear, work,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member What Is In Santa Sack
The corpulent postman from local town, looked perfect wearing his red Santa gown, but when he shouted loudly ho ho ho! his belt snapped, and pants dropped low to his toe! 1st placement A funny Christmas themed 4 liner contest Tania Kitchin sponsored 10 syllables each line written 06/01/2022...

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Categories: sack, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Santas Sack
I waited For Santa, I stayed up all night I then saw the fat man, no undies in sight. A bag he had hanging, t’was big red and bright Ah yes I saw Santa, he swings left to right ....

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Categories: sack, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Santa Gets the Sack ::Risque::
Santa was ‘breaking in’ new Reindeer, but done in his back Doctors tried to repair, but it was well and truly cracked Finished with presents and dolls And no more busting his balls He found a ‘great niche’ down the sperm bank, emptying his sack I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich 12/15/21...

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Categories: sack, christmas, endurance, fun,
Form: Limerick
A Sack Full of Coal
An elf named Lotty lived in the North Pole, in charge of keeping Santa's fire in coal. He lit, he shovelled, he scooped with delight, as the last toy was made on Christmas Eve night. By the fireside sat the sack full of toys, tied up nice and tightly for the good girls and boys. While...

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Categories: sack, children, christmas, december, funny,
Form: Rhyme

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