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Santa Gets the Sack ::Risque::

Santa was ‘breaking in’ new Reindeer, but done in his back Doctors tried to repair, but it was well and truly cracked Finished with presents and dolls And no more busting his balls He found a ‘great niche’ down the sperm bank, emptying his sack I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich 12/15/21

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Alexis Y.

Date: 12/24/2021 7:45:00 PM

Hi David, This is bawdy/ risque indeed, but it was well written. Congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening ( or morning) lol! :-) Alexis

David Kavanagh
Date: 12/25/2021 12:28:00 AM

Thank you Alexis, my Limerick skills are a work in progress, but hey I’m delighted to make the top ten, cheers David

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/24/2021 4:47:00 PM

Yes, this IS bawdy. I wanted you to know I did appreciate the humor. Was just looking for shorter lines. If you tighten lines up to no more than 10 syllables a line, the limerick will really pop!! Congrats and thanks for entering my contest.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/25/2021 9:57:00 AM

merry Christmas, David

David Kavanagh
Date: 12/25/2021 12:25:00 AM

Bawdy indeed, but thank you for the placement regardless, I probably got carried away in the moment, as we tend to do sometimes, cheers David

Jan Allison

Date: 12/18/2021 4:23:00 PM

bawdy at its best lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh
Date: 12/18/2021 9:34:00 PM

Thank you Jan, you wrote the rule book on bawdy Limericks, so when we need a yardstick, your our default poet, only kidding I’m not passing on my own bawdiness of responsibility to you, cheers David

L Milton Hankins

Date: 12/15/2021 12:56:00 PM

Good for Santa! It's always good, after such a hard ride, to empty the load! LOL. Great one, David!

David Kavanagh
Date: 12/15/2021 1:38:00 PM

Ha indeed he’s now retired into stud, Santa sure has some sack Milton, and where better to go for a bit of offloading, Hope Andrea sees the funny side, cheers David

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 12/15/2021 12:12:00 PM

Aka David Jingle Balls Golden Balls Happy Sack Worth the Risque Thanks for the laugh

David Kavanagh
Date: 12/15/2021 12:37:00 PM

You know me Christopher, never do anything by halves, cheers David