David Kavanagh Poet Limerick

Santa Gets the Sack ::Risque::

Santa was ‘breaking in’ new Reindeer, but done in his back
Doctors tried to repair, but it was well and truly cracked 
Finished with presents and dolls 
And no more busting his balls
He found a ‘great niche’ down the sperm bank, emptying his sack


I Need a Good Laugh: 
XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST 
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
12/15/21

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Alexis Y. December 24, 2021 at 7:45 PM Hi David, This is bawdy/ risque indeed, but it was well written. Congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening ( or morning) lol! :-) Alexis David Kavanagh December 25, 2021 at 12:28 AM Thank you Alexis, my Limerick skills are a work in progress, but hey I’m delighted to make the top ten, cheers David

Andrea Dietrich December 24, 2021 at 4:47 PM Yes, this IS bawdy. I wanted you to know I did appreciate the humor. Was just looking for shorter lines. If you tighten lines up to no more than 10 syllables a line, the limerick will really pop!! Congrats and thanks for entering my contest. Andrea Dietrich December 25, 2021 at 9:57 AM merry Christmas, David David Kavanagh December 25, 2021 at 12:25 AM Bawdy indeed, but thank you for the placement regardless, I probably got carried away in the moment, as we tend to do sometimes, cheers David

Jan Allison December 18, 2021 at 4:23 PM bawdy at its best lol:-) hugs Jan xx David Kavanagh December 18, 2021 at 9:34 PM Thank you Jan, you wrote the rule book on bawdy Limericks, so when we need a yardstick, your our default poet, only kidding I’m not passing on my own bawdiness of responsibility to you, cheers David

L Milton Hankins December 15, 2021 at 12:56 PM Good for Santa! It's always good, after such a hard ride, to empty the load! LOL. Great one, David! David Kavanagh December 15, 2021 at 1:38 PM Ha indeed he’s now retired into stud, Santa sure has some sack Milton, and where better to go for a bit of offloading, Hope Andrea sees the funny side, cheers David

Christopher Flaherty December 15, 2021 at 12:12 PM Aka David Jingle Balls Golden Balls Happy Sack Worth the Risque Thanks for the laugh David Kavanagh December 15, 2021 at 12:37 PM You know me Christopher, never do anything by halves, cheers David

Jenna Logan December 15, 2021 at 11:12 AM I read it with one hand over my eyes!!! David Kavanagh December 15, 2021 at 11:37 AM I don’t blame you Jenna it’s pretty bad, I wrote it looking through my fingers, cheers David

Tom Cunningham December 15, 2021 at 11:03 AM Lol,well you did warn us, good one David Good luck in the contest. Tom David Kavanagh December 15, 2021 at 11:40 AM Madness is in the air Tom, hopefully we’ll all settle down over the Christmas, I’m definitely getting a sack of coal, for my sins, cheers David