Putz Poems - Poems about Putz

...What happened to my sex drive? (sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of -- Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone). Once pronounced libido of mine took kamikaze nose dive, ......

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...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated Steely Dan sing queen (me) outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary after Grahame Wood determined to meet the evolving needs of the communi......

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...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again Even when iron not red hot, I implement non customary quarks regarding foreigner rather cold as ice namely delinquent outsize credit card debt mand......

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..."When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations." John F. Kennedy Arrogance is such an egotistical trait; one I c......

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...“Physics asserts that there are four fundamental forces: electro-magnetism, gravity, and the strong and weak nuclear forces. These gentlemen have made a compelling argument for the existence of a fif......

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...Captain Kuni-Lemel strikes again (even when iron not hot, but rather cold as ice) Yours truly a day late dollar short dollars to donuts bonafide klutz living testes mint procreative seminal sq......

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...A peanut farmer named Futz Slipped and fell and crushed his nuts Two nuts in a shell Went crunch when he fell Without nuts he’s just a putz......

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...You may shoot a round of golf with your goofy neighbor Rolf, or smack handballs 'round until your fingers bleed. You may pump your mountain bike up the peak named after Pike, and I'm sure ......

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...(buzzfeeding, kickstarting, needling darn noggin) An effort to recall word, phrase, musician... indigenous tribe... most frustrating literary endeavor to das scribe aggravating enough to sub......

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...The day the refrigerator went mad Was the day the butcher put out the ad Read to me by my own weirdo stepdad Who was a putz, a reprobate, a cad I was but a boy of ten, just a lad Near the waterf......

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...When the snails had zoomed passed the finish line, When all that I owned, were no longer mine, When they had taken my habits away, When they stopped calling me gramps and say hey, When I'm se......

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...ROAD BULLY You really are a putz You beep, you crowd Your radio’s loud You act like such a nut You really are a pain You swerve, you brake For heavens sake You rarely use your brain Yo......

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...I'm often asked to pony up for someone else's problem, But not that many friends have ever asked me for asylum, Or even come to visit me when my own life's a downer, Might loan me shovel (would be......

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...Contains More Than Kernel Of Truthful alienation, expulsion, ostracization from body politick if member of society resistant, indifferent, adamant, et cetera despite di......

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...Sometimes I confront my inner child But usually we just play with blocks I learned how to see if anyone's home When I was at the school of hard knocks! One time I fell down a deep dark hole Si......

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