The Naked Banana

A very odd co-worker, One who drove us all nuts, Was more than weird with food, In fact, he was a putz Every single day He'd eat his tuperware'd roast beef Never a chance in menu All other foods succumbed To a sadistic nasty food-thief? But when he had his banana, That really took the cake... He'd peel it completely Before the first bite he'd take... So there he was, With a naked banana in his hand, Gooey stuff oozing between his fingers It was a sight no one could stand... This was a very odd fellow, There is so much more to tell A bizarre co-worker, With ol' thomas bell