Best Putz Poems

"When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations."             ...

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8MILE8MILE    .     .     .     .     ....

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WHO SOURED THE SOUP?   

blog trolls
blowholes

bloggers
cloggers

daft clown
sad frown

a nerd
absurd

intense
pretense

Miss Putz
she's nuts

old goose
obtuse
 
one jerk
does lurk

sick dude
so rude

soup pun
such fun


March 20, 2017
Jan's Footles Contest...

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spawned in the summer of 1853
these sliced succulent deep fried wonders 
resulted from the demands of a complaining customer
whose bullshit led our man, a one,...

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There are those moments that stay with us forever
stuck in time, we will forget them never

The night I picked up the phone, it was late
how...

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Waiting on my flight I headed for the airport café
With a hot coffee in sight I quickly made my way
While I was at the store...

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(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of -- 
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone)

With a flam...

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A very odd co-worker,
One who drove us all nuts,
Was more than weird with food,
In fact, he was a putz

Every single day
He'd eat his 
tuperware'd roast...

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I'm sitting at a desk,
no longer mine,
in a house that is no more,
before me, a glass of wine,
and a book I've seen before

a journal, forty...

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i am angry
i am offended
i am blue

notice the i, i, i,
when will it end?

dammit, i hurt
i feel sorry for
myself.

i feel so disgraced,
degraded?

i wanna run
i, i,...

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Addicted? Who me?
Could stop any time
One cup a day?
Would do me just fine

Aside from the shakes
Freaking out now and then
Craving that fix
Going off the deep...

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Sometimes I confront my inner child
But usually we just play with blocks
I learned how to see if anyone's home
When I was at the school of...

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sheets of light from times that’ve passed &
(patterns of events 
that try to circumvent)
clichés dancing ‘pon the looking glass 
(original overcast clouds 
placing bets upon...

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Contains More Than Kernel Of Truthful 

alienation, expulsion, ostracization 
     from body politick 
     if member of...

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Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again

Even when iron not red hot, 
I implement non customary quarks 
regarding foreigner rather cold as ice
namely delinquent outsize credit card...

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