Plump Poems

Cinnabar Moth

Plump black velvet plush
fluttering flip book of flight
reveals concealed blush

Pleasingly Plump

Pleasingly Plump

Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition
Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position
Couldn’t deal with stretching
Mice she’s still fetching
She defies my lectures on nutrition

why i am plump

I have an abundance of flesh; I am plump.
Heavy from eating garbage from the city dump.
Have found great things there, including a stump.
Scared me so badly, I fell on my corpulent rump.
I love eating garbage from the city dump.
there’s lots of fast food which is why I am plump.

Plump Chicken

Mix the giblets. With the stuffing.  Winner Winner.  Plump Chicken Dinner.

Three Plump Old Biddy Birds

Three plump old biddy birds full of birdseed and whey
Sat on a limb spreading gossip and rumors that day
I heard she did this and he did that said Mrs. McVey.
They all had a story, about things crazy and gray.

One-upping each other on this nonsensical Tuesday.
Surely you have something better to do cawed a blue jay.
They

Prostitute With Plump Lips

AND THOU, SAYS ANGELIC WITH LIGHT,
ALWAYS KEPT DIVINE PROMISES SIDE .
NOW A THOU ,WALKED ALL ALONE ,
SHE WALL FLOWER ,CAME TO HER HOME .
CLOUDS STARTED SHEDDING THE BLOOD ,
THOU RUINING IN THE FLOOD.
BROKEN PROMISES WERE COOK,
NOTHING WAS IN THE LOOK .
THOU GLEE WITH PLUMP ,
SOME GLOOM WITH PLUMP.
ADORNED WITH LOVE BECAME FUTILE ,
SEDUCTION WON GAME

The Plump Reds

Nurtured you in the past,
Always made me jump in joy,
Always drew me a big smile,
In the dawn of a hopeful sign,

But then,
As I began to count my chicks,
You began to nod down south,
Guarded you with my dear life,
Spawned you with loving words,
Shone you with bright rays of glory,
Spooned you with vitamins in cups,
But, 
Your will

The Plump Potato

A plump potato- I don't want to be!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
with chubby one on left looking like me-
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!

This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
revealing how I'd be compared to now;
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!
My goal- to let them pare me

Plump Trump Eating

Plump Trump Eating

Plump Trump was eating an apple fritter;
Became upset because he had been bitter,
And pain pure,
We must endure;
Infantile behavior did require a babysitter.

Trump gives out a grunt when we will meet;
Due to poor behavior from people do retreat;
Stupid things said,
Which we read,
He should be run over by car in the street.

Trump Should Take It

Plump Blue

Plump blue

berries home

grown longingly ...

satisfaction stolen -

full birds.








... CayCay
May 13, 2019

Cydia Deshisiana Dolichovespula Maculatas

1 & 1/2 CUPS OF ALMONDS MINCED
2 CUPS OF MINCED RASAINS
1/3 CUP OF MINCED CHERRIES
1/3 DREID APROCOITS
1 CUP OF COCNUT FLAKES
1 CUP OF SUNFLOWER SEEDS
1 CUP OF CRUSHED DRIED BANANAS
1 CUPS OF YOGORT (PLAIN)
1 CUP OF A PUNGENT GOATS CHEESE
2 CUPS OF CREAMED CHEESE
4 EGG YOLKS
3 TABLESPOONS OF LIME JUICE
1 &1/2 CUPS OF SUGAR
4 TABLESPOONS

A Plump Dove

A plump dove sits on
 The roof of the bird feeder
Dove and sparrows eat....

The window view brings joy home
So glad there is food for all

Pleasingly Plump Praiseworthy Princesses

(a quid pro quo plug for zaftig women)

women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle
     akin to puppy chasing her/his tail
     or require digital scale,
at the extreme alt right registering heavy 
     ba Jill 'en Jack knifed pail loads  

Pleasingly Plump Praiseworthy Princesses

women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle
     akin to puppy chasing her/his tail
     or require digital scale,
at the extreme alt right registering heavy loads   
     whether young or old ought to appreciated

     as waifer

Pretty Plump

Pretty Plump

Kitty is pretty as well as plump
Into our yard someone did dump
Quite a calico cat for sure
All weather had to endure
Even make happy an old grump.

Jim Horn

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