Best Plump Poems

Oh, ain’t he plump,
Yeah, watch him shake his big round rump.
And the nicest way that I can say it is
Ain’t he plump?

Oh, ain’t he stout,
Yeah, see him twist and hear him shout.
And the nicest way that I can say it is
Ain’t he stout?

He’s disco dancing...

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Pleasingly Plump

Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition
Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position
Couldn’t deal with stretching
Mice she’s still fetching
She defies my lectures on nutrition
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a plump turkey struts
across the leaf filled farmyard--
smells cranberry sauce...

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a plump turkey
leads the rafter to the barn - -
an axe swings

For Andrea’s (and Susan’s) Not So Happy Holidays contest...

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AND THOU, SAYS ANGELIC WITH LIGHT,
ALWAYS KEPT DIVINE PROMISES SIDE .
NOW A THOU ,WALKED ALL ALONE ,
SHE WALL FLOWER ,CAME TO HER HOME .
CLOUDS STARTED SHEDDING THE BLOOD ,
THOU RUINING IN THE FLOOD.
BROKEN PROMISES WERE COOK,
NOTHING WAS IN THE LOOK .
THOU GLEE WITH PLUMP ,
SOME...

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There was once a young girl named Pat
Call her plump, she springs like a cat,
As she shouts and screams!,
Yet, she likes ice-creams,
Which make her so heavy and fat.





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Your plump love I can't wait to 
see 
It's decadent.. And always, 
lustfully waiting for me 
Hug me and hold me close 
against your bodacious body. 
Big and round. That's why I call 
you my hotty 
It is Your plump love I 
can't wait to...

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Met this plump girl, who I called sweet Marie
We made love like the birds and bees meant to be
She let out a shriek
And hit me before I could peak
I the made a mistake of calling her my sexy Shirley...

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Three plump old biddy birds full of birdseed and whey
Sat on a limb spreading gossip and rumors that day
I heard she did this and he did that said Mrs. McVey.
They all had a story, about things crazy and gray.

One-upping each other on this nonsensical Tuesday.
Surely...

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(a quid pro quo plug for zaftig women)

women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle
     akin to puppy chasing her/his tail
     or require digital scale,
at the extreme alt right registering heavy 
   ...

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Pretty Plump

Kitty is pretty as well as plump
Into our yard someone did dump
Quite a calico cat for sure
All weather had to endure
Even make happy an old grump.

Jim Horn...

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women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle
     akin to puppy chasing her/his tail
     or require digital scale,
at the extreme alt right registering heavy loads   
     whether young or...

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Plump Trump Eating

Plump Trump was eating an apple fritter;
Became upset because he had been bitter,
And pain pure,
We must endure;
Infantile behavior did require a babysitter.

Trump gives out a grunt when we will meet;
Due to poor behavior from people do retreat;
Stupid things said,
Which we read,
He should be...

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A plump potato- I don't want to be!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
with chubby one on left looking like me-
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!

This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
revealing how I'd be compared to now;
on right, a perfect french...

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Some say she was fat
I didn't agree with that
the junk in her trunk
made her  pleasingly plump...

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