Pleasingly Plump

Pleasingly Plump

Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition
Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position
Couldn’t deal with stretching
Mice she’s still fetching
She defies my lectures on nutrition

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Marikate Kingston

August 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM

I am now motivated to exercise, finally! Lately I look a little like your kitty, time for the gym. Maybe she is eating mouse cookies when you're asleep..:) Tee hee.

Michael Tor

November 8, 2024 at 11:26 PM

Love this one Robert. How creative is this? Purrrrfect theme, and love this Limerick. the exercise Picture depicting Lainey's Yoga chart was so clever to include. This one is a favorite. Can not believe it did not make POTD! This made me laugh and honestly one of the best Limericks I have ever seen on the Soup. Congratulations Robert your wit and humor is contagious my friend. A favorite...

Robert Gorelick

November 10, 2024 at 11:44 AM

I've done my job if I can bring a little cheer into your day, Michael. Thank you for the favorite and keep the course! My best, Robert