Pleasingly Plump

Pleasingly Plump Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position Couldn’t deal with stretching Mice she’s still fetching She defies my lectures on nutrition
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Date: 8/5/2025 10:00:00 PM
I am now motivated to exercise, finally! Lately I look a little like your kitty, time for the gym. Maybe she is eating mouse cookies when you're asleep..:) Tee hee.
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Date: 11/8/2024 11:26:00 PM
Love this one Robert. How creative is this? Purrrrfect theme, and love this Limerick. the exercise Picture depicting Lainey's Yoga chart was so clever to include. This one is a favorite. Can not believe it did not make POTD! This made me laugh and honestly one of the best Limericks I have ever seen on the Soup. Congratulations Robert your wit and humor is contagious my friend. A favorite...
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 11/10/2024 11:44:00 AM
I've done my job if I can bring a little cheer into your day, Michael. Thank you for the favorite and keep the course! My best, Robert
Date: 10/8/2024 6:12:00 AM
Love this and the cat yoga chart…too funny!
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Date: 9/30/2024 11:14:00 AM
Robert, you just made me laugh again. The humor is applicable to more than just cats, of course. Smiles!
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Date: 9/28/2024 3:01:00 PM
Siamese zaftig!
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Robert Gorelick
Date: 9/29/2024 10:21:00 AM
Rubenesque indeed!
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