Piss Off Poems - Poems about Piss Off

...Jingle bells and reindeer smells -- note to Mrs. Clause: before Eve-trip, to reduce scent and slip, no beer and sardines for Rudolph! That damn Guiding Red-nose needs to find other fuel ......

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...ALLERGIES I’m tired of these rains of salty tears Caused by allergens in my atmosphere. Since allergies last the entire year, Why they’re called “seasonal” isn’t clear. The stinging spores a......

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...The old church lay in ruins, left to languish in time. He was sitting on the grave talking to Sergeant R Johnston. Well, I suppose you want an update on the war. Let me see now, where do I begin. ......

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...I’ve got a flat tyre. Congratulations, hope you’ll both be very happy. Can you fix it? Are you going to a fancy dress party? I’m getting married, Sherlock. Wow, kept that quiet, who’s ......

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...Oh, Father Dear! When my children were small, I played with them, I was a good father carried them on my shoulders, but when they became teenagers and truculent I lost all interest in their sil......

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...I am an Alchemist, not a Manifestor - I am grateful I realized the difference. I would know in my mind, and wait my due time, and nothing would even be seen in the distance. I remembered when I c......

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...E Do not hold your breath. P take the horse out of the rain... E Do not look a gift horse in the mouth. P To the given horse do not look out the teeth... E Piss off P inflate the scrotum vol......

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...When do we knock off? Home offices, not for toffs, I stagger to the desktop, Yikes, another job! Guess it won't take me long, Piss off my phone, should be my song, We can afford gas for cars ve......

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...It was in the Barley Tavern, on a normal Friday night, I’d ordered flatty tails and chips for tea, before I’m sitting down, with a schooner full of Coopers stout, when I caught a sight, of Curly E......

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...Life is grim, perpetually dim, Don’t know what’s missing, It belongs within, Everything I eat, tastes the same, Drinking no better, insipid and plain, Can’t be bothered, to answer th......

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...Today I cooked some steaks, I do believe steak is great, I don't care what vegans say, Maybe they should all piss off today! Just kidding, believe what you like, I say, I am cooking great steak......

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...Ripping words from discarded text Grasping at letters as leaves riddled with inherent fails fall from my hands sick of me me memes only as good as the words you use sorry if i confuse vicious i......

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...He wasn't just gay, he was GAY gay. The saddest gay person I've ever known. He was my friend. He said that I was all he had... me and Jesus. But he could talk to me a lot easier than he could......

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...Her Mother says I'm not that bright in need of supervision. A wayward male who would likely fail to make a good decision. So I've lost my friends... they've disappeared, my wif......

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...I used to have a friend named Poncho. We would walk to school every day. There was a vending machine that sold pop tarts 2 to a pack. We always split one after school. In the winter, we’d thro......

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