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These fleas...

Scratch, Scratch

Baby fleas,
About to hatch.

Big fleas,
I can scratch them with ease-
But little fleas
All I can do is...

Scratch, Scratch.

Fleas FLEAS,
Go away,
Running over my back,
All night and day.

Infesting my hair,
I'm just glad I don't wear underwear !


You rotten fleas,
Piss off, Please PLEASE

What's this? Where are you taking me?
WATER!!! Not again
Oh, But that smelly shampoo-
Will make me a man.
Towel me off,
That's the way
No more fleas for today.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Date: 6/9/2018 5:24:00 AM
It sounds real...Nice write
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Date: 6/9/2018 3:09:00 AM
Many years ago my dog Jake told me to write this, RIP Jakey boy !
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