Short Piss Off Poems
Short Piss Off Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Piss Off by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Piss Off by length and keyword.
Unemployment
How dare this notion
Bury with green the last roots
And piss off a rose!...
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Categories:
piss off, father,
Form:
Haiku
Downtrodden
life is a bitch
god is evil
the universe was created to house and piss off his enemies...
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Categories:
piss off, abuse, universe,
Form:
Alliteration
Downtrodden
life is a bitch
god is evil
the universe was created to house and piss off his enemies...
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Categories:
piss off, abuse, universe,
Form:
Alliteration
Fighting
"you brought a sword?
I'll shoot you in the head to piss off your destiny character"
---Princesses The Great year 1---...
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Categories:
piss off, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Why, Are You Walking Alone, Madam,
Why, are you walking alone, madam,
Although you are such sexy chick?
But, Eve replied:-please, piss off, Adam,
With all your tasteless stupid jinks!...
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Categories:
piss off, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Steak Is Great
Today I cooked some steaks,
I do believe steak is great,
I don't care what vegans say,
Maybe they should all piss off today!
Just kidding, believe what you like, I say,
I am cooking great steaks today!
No need to fuss, hold the bus,
Signed, one of the 'carnivores are us'!...
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Categories:
piss off, food, fun, giggle, humor,
Form:
Free verse
The Home Office
When do we knock off?
Home offices, not for toffs,
I stagger to the desktop,
Yikes, another job!
Guess it won't take me long,
Piss off my phone, should be my song,
We can afford gas for cars vehicular,
But not allowed anywhere particular,
So, we work in the home office,
Jobs designed for masochists!...
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Categories:
piss off, addiction, allusion, endurance, motivation,
Form:
Free verse
The Working Blues
The squeeze upon my jugular
Is all too much to bear
I wish to turn the hold on them
But life just isn’t fair
The working man is meant to work
He’ll never get ahead
But we must keep the tedious roles
To satisfy our debts
When I was single, I never cared
I’d tell them to piss off
But as a father, husband, provider
I take it now and cough
I hold it back, suppress it so
Which is a big mistake
Because one day I may explode
Or die from a headache...
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Categories:
piss off, work,
Form:
Quatrain