Short Piss Off Poems
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"you brought a sword?
I'll shoot you in the head to piss off your destiny character"
---Princesses The Great year 1---
Why, are you walking alone, madam,
Although you are such sexy chick?
But, Eve replied:-please, piss off, Adam,
With all your tasteless stupid jinks!
Today I cooked some steaks,
I do believe steak is great,
I don't care what vegans say,
Maybe they should all piss off today!
Just kidding, believe what you like, I say,
I am cooking great steaks today!
No need to fuss, hold the bus,
Signed, one of the 'carnivores are us'!
When do we knock off?
Home offices, not for toffs,
I stagger to the desktop,
Yikes, another job!
Guess it won't take me long,
Piss off my phone, should be my song,
We can afford gas for cars vehicular,
But not allowed anywhere particular,
So, we work in the home office,
Jobs designed for masochists!
Please something give me meaning
In this cruelly repetitive modern life
I function but don’t feel alive
I read dull emails
I have dull conversations
With dull people
Yet I feel most alive when
Riding my bicycle along the bike path
Interrupting fairy-wrens
Like an obnoxious tourist
Disturbing their natural lives
I think they’re bidding me good morning
Perhaps they’re telling me to piss off!
The squeeze upon my jugular
Is all too much to bear
I wish to turn the hold on them
But life just isn’t fair
The working man is meant to work
He’ll never get ahead
But we must keep the tedious roles
To satisfy our debts
When I was single, I never cared
I’d tell them to piss off
But as a father, husband, provider
I take it now and cough
I hold it back, suppress it so
Which is a big mistake
Because one day I may explode
Or die from a headache
There once was a boy called Ronald Riddle
Now there was a kid who could really piddle
He weed here and he weed there
That kid Riddle piddled everywhere.
People once thought that there’d been rain
Truth was Ronald was at it again
Eventually the townsfolk just got madder
At the kid with the enormous bladder.
With pitchforks and clubs they chased him away
And the story is told to this very day
Now you may laugh and you may scoff
But this is how we got the term “piss off.”