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Best Piss Off Poems


I Told God To Piss Off
Your validations eradicated from the goodness of a nightmare
You may wonder outside of the box
But you will soon be greeted by the face of a wall (the sign of a new box)
No one Truly thinks ouside the Box for you see...

(once you do, you'll relize...

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Categories: piss off, teen
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Steak Is Great
Today I cooked some steaks, 
I do believe steak is great,
I don't care what vegans say,
Maybe they should all piss off today!
Just kidding, believe what you like, I say,
I am cooking great steaks today!
No need to fuss, hold the bus,
Signed, one of the 'carnivores are...

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Categories: piss off, food, fun, giggle, humor,
Form: Free verse

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