Long Laxative Poems
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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited
Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.
A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes
of agonizing death scene rendition
stabbing sphincter muscle spasms
wrench yours truly...
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Categories:
laxative, abuse, adventure, anger, angst, body, humorous, obituary,
Form:
Free verse
Pequot River Land Trust
Once,
or twice,
maybe thrice,
surely not
not fractal
A clan of crazy ecofeminists
conspired within an 88 unit residential castle
in their historically converted
sometimes hysterically clueless condo
colonial-red predative brick
badly bald aging building
With a sometimes soggy south walled school,
but...
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Categories:
laxative, blue, culture, environment, green, health, humor, math,
Form:
Parallelismus Membrorum
I'Ve Been So Lucky In Life 1,2
I’ve Been So Lucky in Life! (1&2)
(Only Raped 5 Times Metaphorically)
Poem’s Introduction
My poetry has always been about transparency. It’s about letting go of an effort to be liked by others, and allowing others to gravitate...
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Categories:
laxative, abuse, angst, faith, humor, love, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
Defecation accidentally clogged
Defecation accidentally clogged...
for the umpteenth time
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks
on porcelain throne id est
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening
to overflow onto the floor,
and hence found yours truly (me)
immersing himself...
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Categories:
laxative, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing, december, extended metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
Unidentified Flying Object Abducted Yours Truly,
Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,...
a willing experimental subject
to escape untenable married life.
Upon falling into a deep slumber,
the following subconscious
somnambulant scenario arose
allowing, enabling, and providing
temporary alleviation from
outa harried...
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Categories:
laxative, absence, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, courage, destiny,
Form:
Free verse
Limerick Collaboration-Join In-New Additions
If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me.
Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Your...
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Categories:
laxative, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
laxative, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
Emancipation proclamation from Samson fixation
Emancipation proclamation from Samson fixation
Otherwise titled deep into my fiftieth year of passive aggressive rebellious puberty.
Yes, I chickened out getting a haircut yesterday August twenty seventh two thousand and twenty four as stated in a...
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Categories:
laxative, 7th grade, 8th grade, adventure, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song Redux
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux,
a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks
As of early morning
today - September 8th, 2022,
I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found...
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Categories:
laxative, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, endurance, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A Man Under Stress, a Collaboration With Francis Crasto
My appreciation Francis Crasto for allowing me to collaborate with you as your 'psychiatrist' on ‘A MAN UNDER STRESS’- A great sequel to your recent poem on your page ‘DIG DEEP’.
Hello Francis, how are...
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Categories:
laxative, humor, rap, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
Tom and Terry - At Milton Creek
[My recent poem ‘The Dimly Lit House’ received a
Comment from Charles Messina that it could be a Tom and
Jerry episode… what can I say? Something went ‘Ping!’]
...
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Categories:
laxative, cat, western,
Form:
Rhyme
100 Percent Natural Psyllium Husk Delivered Solid Ecstasy
100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy
As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found yours truly
doubled over in gastrointestinal agony
as if elephant or red (livid...
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Categories:
laxative, best friend, caregiving, freedom, happiness, humorous, hurt,
Form:
Free verse
Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky
Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich
and Larry Borowsky
Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax
over span of eight hours,
and if necessary even one Fleets Enema,
I...
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Categories:
laxative, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, care, death,
Form:
Free verse
Hand-Picked Berries and Sun-Dried Tomatoes 3
“The songs are casual and careless in a satisfying way, like the used condom your latest lover left lying on your bedroom floor, a souvenir you’re not yet ready to dispose of.” Candy Cotton, Modern...
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Categories:
laxative, mythology,
Form:
Prose
Stimulus Checkup Visited Mine Local Gastrointestinal Economy
Stimulus check(up), visited mine local gastro-intestinal economy
Around high noon
today March 19th, 2021
fecal impaction I did plaintively croon
until effect courtesy amitiza, which
prescription medication
(in short a laxative)
served as amazing grace saving boon.
Once activated - impossible mission
to suppress...
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Categories:
laxative, abuse, betrayal, conflict, dark, depression, discrimination, father,
Form:
Rhyme
Regretting Cake Takes Two
Regretting Cake Takes Two
Rachael looked sheepishly like a hawk in disguise claws clenched meticulous sharpened
yet hidden her sullen face pressing wrinkled no motion frosted lips the icing on the cake
It had meant to be such...
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Categories:
laxative, freedom,
Form:
Free verse
I Don'T Do Spider Bites
A morning spent with nurses.
A sharp pain in my side, like a spear being plunged
In my right side when I laughed, sat up or sat down.
Pain in my eyes, and my stomach.
Sharp, mean, angry pain.
I...
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Categories:
laxative, body, husband, judgement, perspective, self, senses, wife,
Form:
Free verse
Word Play Rhyme Skills
I'll dibble dab and squiggle on my pad,
I'm just a lad, and if it's good it's bad
and bad is good, words are misunderstood,
not could, would and should or does and mood.
Food for a dozen with...
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Categories:
laxative, humorous, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl
Defecation clogged toilet bowl...
courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA
and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming poetic shout
to air grievances
concerning outsize bowel movement
hoping (fat/slim chance)
Mike Rowe happens tubby about,
though shadow of doubt
he...
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Categories:
laxative, 12th grade, adventure, grief, humorous, muse, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
Blech impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea
Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea...
When the entire mug awash
with floating leavings
by golly by gosh,
sipping said herbal brew
analogous challenge
to eat spaghetti squash
with one chopstick.
Earlier yesterday February twenty fourth
two thousand twenty four
found...
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Categories:
laxative, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, age, assonance,
Form:
Rhyme
Sublimated Death Wish No Longer Permeates Thru Mine Every Cell
When alive and livingsocial
within webbed wide world
analogous to an emotional hell
I never experienced pomp and circumstances,
and quavers with inconsolable tears
graduation theme song
popularized courtesy Sir Edward Elgar,
thus suicidal ideations no longer relevant
yours truly need not quell
he...
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Categories:
laxative, 12th grade, absence, adventure, angel, anxiety, blessing,
Form:
Rhyme
Prune juice as effective emetic
Prune juice as effective emetic
Brainstorming yields casting
the following plumbline
netting genetic, italic, kinetic,
magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic,
synchronistic, and universalistic result.
Ofttimes I experience constipation bout,
and thus the missus pours me a class
of natural laxative with clout
nursing...
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Categories:
laxative, age, analogy, angst, blessing, drink, holiday, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl Courtesy Metamucil
Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil..
and found (me) zee papa pooped out
Anal eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped obstruction give way
I nearly lost me life and limb oy vey
oh my...
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Categories:
laxative, adventure, dedication, desire, farewell, humorous, imagery, july,
Form:
Free verse
From My Lips To Santa's Ears
I’ve not written to you for many years
Santa, I’m quite different from my peers
Not fancy or frilly like girly girls
And I don’t hanker for diamonds and pearls
Today I got the most terrible news
My muse abandoned...
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Categories:
laxative, anxiety, christmas, humorous, muse, poetry,
Form:
Sonnet
Treat
(Misery's Ghost)
Dreaming with my eyes wide open
Ultra Death sits by the bedside
On your knees, you are crying!
Along the floor, now you are dying!
Swallowing the pain inside, demanding for the reaper himself
If you want to...
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Categories:
laxative, abuse, death, fear,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue