Blech impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea

Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squash with one chopstick. Earlier yesterday February twenty fourth two thousand twenty four found yours truly (me) blithely consuming delicious La COLOMBE DOUBLE LATTE cold iced latte, complete with a frothy layer of milk and a touch of sugar. Lower gastrointestinal war civil immediately declared because yours truly beleaguered by lactose intolerance. Courtesy veritable sweet tooth (er...rather dentures) craved absolute zero sum game yoking, wickedly villainous, x'acting tummy upsetting Pavlovian salivating, romancing, quid pro quo woe pea pie us, orthodox, conventional, nun habit forming (Lie), mouth watering, lip locked, kickstarting, Je Suis ill lust trios, hymn bracing, gobstopping, feasting immediate laxative inducing, decadent chocolate baneful cake courtesy of adoring bubela, (the same over stuffed ego freezer oft mentioned counterpart, who unwittingly prepared spot of tea), charming, hugely overpowering tenderly loving zee missus diabolically exuding "FAKE" gracious humane insinuating jabbering, knowingly ill loo man hating, needful offal pestiferous quasi rip snorting, tush under fire, violent whooshing, expelling xyz lower abdominal contractions, indubitably kindling, jumpstarting instagramming howling, fostering execrable, debilitating, besieging posterior, automatically clutching derriere, experiencing ferocious gluteus maximus intractable jabbing, knifing, lacerating, mutilating nameless oaf (me), painfully quaking das simian, torturously undergoing vicious wretched excessive yawping worse fate than death! Otherwise ass hide from irritable bowel syndrome approximately twenty four hours ago from Saturday February twenty fifth two thousand twenty four me quite yawningly wonderful, uneventful, sedate, quiet, ordinary, mundane, languid, joyously humdrum, fabulously for two whit tuss lee drab characterized local buttuck blaster also hashtagged endearment as bubble butt. Now shall I cut thee a slice of outrageously luscious, keister jump/kick starting heavenly gourmet deluxe cheese cake?