Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl Courtesy Metamucil

Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil.. and found (me) zee papa pooped out **** eyes zing thee nightly dump for yesterday July 8th, 2020 - whereby plunger helped obstruction give way I nearly lost me life and limb oy vey oh my dog, the same asinine outcome which spurred poet to get underway matter of fact, a replay of excretion almost occurred today and thus an attempt to describe a tragicomic scenario regarding bowel movement size of subway overflowing potty nearly found yours truly quay king, yet impossible mission arises to portray unsightly situation, the juvenile elements of style I hate to overplay odoriferous subject matter nsync with constipation since laxative delineates, expedites, facilitates,... née posits heavy load emanating out rectum quite amazing what smelly waste exits out me necessitating captain my captain to signal mayday posterior end, a dime size orifice, which malfunctioning sphincter muscles one moost never be lackaday 'though kids and adults laughed back in the day, if and/or when Danny Kaye tactfully poked fun at such critical bodily phenomenon equally important as a jackstay to keep afloat body electric 'curse with auxiliary linkedin kickstarting jazzmatazz interplay analogously precise as Swiss made timepiece said system responsible to expel bodily toxins upon which sitting on porcelain throne one can softly utter hooray thankful to experience relative pleasure until one becomes feeble minded, whereat fifty plus shades of gray matter allows, enables, and provides enjoyably foray into the bathroom, which entranceway hoop fully not barred nor off limits cuz that primitive urge one best not delay lest one requires lower gastrointestinal intervention especially if blocked up fecal matter turns to clay unless of course one doth cause damage and betray respect toward well oiled human machine exercising and eating healthy avoiding backside skeleton musculature issues yes... I reckon during twilight years control over bowels doth slip away.